My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad te made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen te in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how te feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do te want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole tavolo was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like te Maybelle.
Faith:So what are te doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of bambini when the moms don't enjoy the idea.
Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since te think Being An autore isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.
Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying te two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like te pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad te made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen te in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how te feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do te want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole tavolo was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like te Maybelle.
Faith:So what are te doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of bambini when the moms don't enjoy the idea.
Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since te think Being An autore isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.
Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying te two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like te pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four anno old Amber,
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. te grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five più songs, can te believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even detto that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her successivo CD Rebecca promises to have a più natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress