random Article: 26 things girls want guys to know!!!

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posted by MsMindlessAztec

1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when te tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. cancella any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. te need to listen to us
6. if te going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Amore you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if te get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy o nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear o when to wear it
15. we hate it when te bring to your Friends house jus to mostra us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure te dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we Amore it when te look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand da us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why te Amore us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if te want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what te by...we watch EVERYTHING.

deathding, I-Luv-L and 3 others like this

hetaliaitaly thats good to no because a girl at my school is stalking me

BlindBandit92 ALOT of this stuff is absolute bullshit. If I meet a girl who does even half of those things you'd mentioned I would never date them. I'm a guy yet I know every girl is different. Don't group them together.

MsMindlessAztec BlindBandit92, this jus a joke...plus some of dis explains some girls, im not trying to group them together. I was jus naming off da different things different girls think and/or feel.

BlindBandit92 ^I understand now. Alright then. I thought you was doing that because I've seen several other so-called relationship plan and they wasn't jokes. I appreciate you helping me to understand.

MsMindlessAztec No problem...always here to help wit any questions

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This is really funny please read

posted by HNismyfriend

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Ribelle - The Brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Ribelle - The Brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...

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How to get your ex back (Kris Style)

posted by MrssBieber320

Ever met that one person that te just wanna punch, punzone in the face , then someohow , te end up in a relationship with them , te fall in Amore , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing te want to burn either (:]) Well if te still have feelings for that person im gonna help te get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap te guys (: , ohk so te could first start off da doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave te on fuoco ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...

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Man thinks it’s fun to feed a kitten to a snake.

posted by Blueeyes99

If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be dato LIFE in prison without the possibility o parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitone, python refused to eat it was dato three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD mostrare Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitone, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the pitone, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.

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how to win a guy`s cuore <3 (girls only article)

posted by aya3

okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf o date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the successivo time.....thank u all for Leggere this..and plz commento ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^

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Teen Things.

posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-When te forget someone's name te wait for someone else to say it so te don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't cancella my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and te are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are te kidding me?' even though te know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...

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consigli for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when te grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when te cheat,we hate te and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like te understand PMS,because te dont.So stop recitazione like it.

4.when te stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and te get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So te may as well stfu.

5.when te flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if te arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like te dont care.We want...

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Bored in Class, o just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your Friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask domande so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s domande in slow motion 2)Answer domande only with one word
3)Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” o “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer domande in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal da conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what te think."

7. Claim that te must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If te Have Gotten Lost

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway te never take, o teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see te crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person o kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the titolo says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends detto that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley te remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex te remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did te get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have te know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few secondi later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating te this way and te know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with te at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak te soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different strada, via in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made te feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of home that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) da A banana

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista te have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tavolo with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the latte carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Televisione set in her purse.
"So, do te always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did te get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dato your share !

HE: Will te come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make te very happy
SHE: Why? Are te leaving?

HE: What would te say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If Amore is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should te believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Cani Amore to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at te if te blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a albero falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagono were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casseruola

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole anatra

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the successivo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The più it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...