My secondo Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia articolo since all of te who commentato on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope te like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome te are

4. Run up to random people and insist they marry te in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a random time switch to recitazione like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at random inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to te o touches te scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At random times talk to a spazio of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When te go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some random person to mostra te the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and te know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they domanda you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells te to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a pomodoro with te in public and take bites out of it at random times.

20. When someone bothers te while you're eating tell them te curse them with england's bad Cibo spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses te off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever te walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake o real with te and talk about how wonderful Gatti are and how te want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask random people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with te everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When te see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much te Amore tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask random people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a random person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, o an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell random people about how te Amore (insert country here)

41. If te see a random person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if te get an answer, ask domande like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on mostrare random people your Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia picture collection on te phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when te go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a Pianoforte app and use it at random times

47. Start Canto hattafutte parade

48. Sing Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your preferito character