"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do te spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have te had any job...experience?"He detto taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonata stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."
1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I detto running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I detto waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom detto lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing te know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our plates."So....."I asked."So...Boys ARE disgusting!"Mom said."Is that why you're single?"My 7 anno old brother,Andy asked."Watch your mouth!"Mom said.Times like those when I wanted to get under the tavolo and not hear her."So...Brandon,What's new at school?"Mom asked as we sat down."Well,today te sent me to school with a Hello Kitty lunch bag!"Brandon detto with anger."Yeah!People thought I was a guy!"I said."Aren't te a guy,though?"Andy asked."Can it!"I detto flinging a pisello at him."Hey!Stop it,Guy!"Andy said."I'M NOT A GUY!"I yelled."Ooh!Someone's having a meltdown!"My 15 anno old sister detto as she came downstairs."Oh?Jenny?Like that's a surprise."She mumbled."A little late for lunch,What are te doing up there?"Mom asked."Working on my book report,For 'Of mice and men'."She said."What?How are mice men?"I asked very confused."Well,I see two mice instead of men."She said.I slapped her hand.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do te spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have te had any job...experience?"He detto taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonata stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."
1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I detto running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I detto waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom detto lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing te know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our plates."So....."I asked."So...Boys ARE disgusting!"Mom said."Is that why you're single?"My 7 anno old brother,Andy asked."Watch your mouth!"Mom said.Times like those when I wanted to get under the tavolo and not hear her."So...Brandon,What's new at school?"Mom asked as we sat down."Well,today te sent me to school with a Hello Kitty lunch bag!"Brandon detto with anger."Yeah!People thought I was a guy!"I said."Aren't te a guy,though?"Andy asked."Can it!"I detto flinging a pisello at him."Hey!Stop it,Guy!"Andy said."I'M NOT A GUY!"I yelled."Ooh!Someone's having a meltdown!"My 15 anno old sister detto as she came downstairs."Oh?Jenny?Like that's a surprise."She mumbled."A little late for lunch,What are te doing up there?"Mom asked."Working on my book report,For 'Of mice and men'."She said."What?How are mice men?"I asked very confused."Well,I see two mice instead of men."She said.I slapped her hand.
Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester giorno after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded
ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester giorno after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded
ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D
