Why Did the Chicken attraversare, croce the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not attraversare, croce the road with THAT chicken. What do te mean da chicken? Could te define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only attraversare, croce roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to attraversare, croce roads without having their motives called into question.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Plato: For the greater good.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not attraversare, croce the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If te ask this question, te deny your own chicken-nature.