User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. te have no means to do so. te cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien te know!!
Cleverbot: te are a computer, how can te Amore a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure te are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have te seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three anno old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute preferito piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have te seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: te sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive te are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But te have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do te live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are te an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can te travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think te can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if te are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. te have no means to do so. te cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien te know!!
Cleverbot: te are a computer, how can te Amore a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure te are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have te seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three anno old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute preferito piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have te seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: te sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive te are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But te have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do te live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are te an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can te travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think te can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if te are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
superiore, in alto 24 Eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope te like this one better than the first one please leave a commento if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope te like this one better than the first one please leave a commento if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
10. Sing “Bad Touch” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with te for Halloween
4. mostra him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with te for Halloween
4. mostra him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My cuore is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Amore i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My cuore is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Amore i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied da some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” detto her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied da some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” detto her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Hayley
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started da a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icona he created. This angered millions, and diviso, spalato the My Little pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
