This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of Anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how te want to be "Miku-Chan" when te get older.
4. On superiore, in alto of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If te have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like Anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make fan characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic Anime weapon with te everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun baciare coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog forum like Gaia Online o 4Chan.
16. Fangirl o Fanboy obsessively. (This means più than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure te have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, o any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U ha rubato, stola MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like te live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that te are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable Anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that te are in that Anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese Cibo and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates Anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen o Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get Anime DVD's, pocky, o other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
