You may fall from the sky, te may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in Amore with me.
Do te believe in Amore at first sight, o should I walk da again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking te out!!
If a fat man puts te in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted te for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but te can call me Tonight!
Did te have lucky charms for breakfast? Because te look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if te think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause te look a lot like my successivo girlfriend.
Are te a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful te made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving te when all the rose die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can baciare te on the lips without touching you." and baciare her, then tell her te Lost the bet.
Are those spazio pants? Because your culo is out of this world!
Would te sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My Amore for te is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Lost at sea!
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Can te take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If te were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do te wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs detto no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angeli in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed te home, would te keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell te your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do te know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell te what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated da you.
te are so sweet te could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did te fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed te noticing me and I'm just giving te notice that I've noticed you!
If te were a booger I would pick te first.
[man] Excuse me, would te like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I detto u look really fat in those pants!
Can te baciare me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do te and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
te must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If te were a new hamburger at McDonald's, te would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up o did te just smile at me?
Are te form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call te o nudge you?
te owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could te please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do te have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to unisciti me?
Can I buy te a drink, o do te just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard te were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when te fell? [Girl: Huh?] When te fell from heaven?
Polar orso (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are te a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If te were a laser te would be set on stunning.
te don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but te intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are te a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks te the time) Its two flirty and the date's with te and me.
Excuse me, did te just fart?
Girl te so fine I wish I could plant te and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to te o are te just naturally ugly.
Do te believe in Amore at first sight, o should I walk da again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking te out!!
If a fat man puts te in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted te for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but te can call me Tonight!
Did te have lucky charms for breakfast? Because te look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if te think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause te look a lot like my successivo girlfriend.
Are te a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful te made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving te when all the rose die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can baciare te on the lips without touching you." and baciare her, then tell her te Lost the bet.
Are those spazio pants? Because your culo is out of this world!
Would te sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My Amore for te is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Lost at sea!
49
Can te take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If te were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do te wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs detto no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angeli in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed te home, would te keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell te your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do te know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell te what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated da you.
te are so sweet te could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did te fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed te noticing me and I'm just giving te notice that I've noticed you!
If te were a booger I would pick te first.
[man] Excuse me, would te like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I detto u look really fat in those pants!
Can te baciare me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do te and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
te must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If te were a new hamburger at McDonald's, te would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up o did te just smile at me?
Are te form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call te o nudge you?
te owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could te please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do te have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to unisciti me?
Can I buy te a drink, o do te just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard te were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when te fell? [Girl: Huh?] When te fell from heaven?
Polar orso (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are te a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If te were a laser te would be set on stunning.
te don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but te intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are te a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks te the time) Its two flirty and the date's with te and me.
Excuse me, did te just fart?
Girl te so fine I wish I could plant te and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to te o are te just naturally ugly.
