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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her locker but it wouldn't open. She tried three times then gave up and kicked the locker. If she tried one più time she'd be late for class. It then creaked open, leaving Eve annoyed. She set her libri inside and was about to walk off but noticed a someone scooting towards her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep te out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I---uh don't know what to say." Both girls lunged inoltrare, avanti in pain. "OUCH!" They both almost yelled at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back to the floor. A teacher helped them up and guided them to the nurses office.


When they were better and sitting on the sheeted cot in the nurses office, Eve and the brunette sipped water out of clear plastic cups. "You know, I never got your name. What is it? Mine's Eve." Eve said, warming up to the brunette. "My name's Mellissa. te have a nice name!" She replied smiling. "Thanks, te too! We probably missed first period, but if we hurry we can try to make second. What do te have next?" Eve said, happy she's making a possible friend. "Yeah, English." Mellissa replied, getting off the cot and grabbing her English textbook to hold it up to Eve."Hey, me too!" Eve detto heading for the door. She turned the knob and motioned for Mellissa to go out the door. Once they were in the hallway, they scurried to their successivo class and opened the door slowly.

Everybody stopped and turned to them. One dirty blonde girl in a long skirt, very high boots, a longsleeve black camicia matching her skirt, and a red velvet scarf, fell out of her chair and curled into a ball. Everyone including Eve and Mellissa had a confused look on their faces all except the teacher, who had a mix of Glee and worry contorted onto her face. "Sorry, I guess I suddenly had a bad cramp." The girl who fell out of her chair said. "You, te and Emmah come here five minuti before lunch ends." The teacher, Ms.Winters said, pointing to Eve, Mellissa, and the girl who fell out of her chair who's name appeared to be Emmah. "Okay..." they all detto at the same time. Eve and Mellissa walked over to their seats.
posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps successivo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy te another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This giorno is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police detto that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in letto with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, te mostra up and drink my poison."
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51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of arancia, arancio traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone te meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few ora I fell asleep and woke up da the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a camicia that had some sort of titolo on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are te doing here aren't te supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, te can meet real people online playing it, unisciti the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. o the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket o heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if te Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn te get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let te attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let te heal o use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, unisciti the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! te WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Amore with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bambini with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
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I made this lista before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with diviso, spalato personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black Canto as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna Amore te till the very...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arcobaleno is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our mostra today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see te again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: te see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let te know who Brony Of The mese is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P Cani name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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Requirements for the essay. Scrivere algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should mostra that its autore knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when Scrivere an essay.
-Before starting to...
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posted by craig3606
 The lupo Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on Lupi being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some Lupi that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the Lupi body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; te answer domande such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; te get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can te get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are bambini ugly at first?
CANADA24; te try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; te take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...
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It’s the Halloween season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about Film that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, o at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own Musica video for Thriller, one of the most popolare Musica video of all time. That’s right,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. te can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of te here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: te will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up da my boys. Good luck to te Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to te fellas as well.

After five minuti of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...
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