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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a doccia to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the doccia feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew cena was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for cena too. She was wearing a beautiful alzavola, teal blue dress, it was tight at the superiore, in alto and torso and was loose at the bottom half, her dress ended at knee lenghth. It complmented her figure beautifully. I was in a nice electric blue evening toga, abito with a few black stripes here and there. I glanced at the clock. Emily smiled, "Are te ready to go down?". I beamed and nodded. So she and I marched down four flights of stairs. The dining room was massive and beautiful. I was stunned that it wasn't done up red and gold, it was ice blue,white and black. Many people were already here, eating. We were shown to a sede, sedile and were very swiftly served. Whilst I ate my dinner, which was spaghetti bolognaise Emily talked about how my rooms colour was different from hers. Apparently she preferred mine. I went down to the bar for around two hours and turned in for an early night. It took me ten to fifteen minuti to sleep and the rest of the night I dreamed peacefully.
posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as te walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at te for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with birra and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. sposta your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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ciao this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason detto hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason detto letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether o not te are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* te are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* te are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* te are, most likely, an idiot.
* te have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minuti o so. Memorize...
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from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the successivo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The più it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...
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Man: Where have te been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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