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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until te are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines te see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to unisciti in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make te look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out

7. get as many cards as te can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if te see them again give them another card)

8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them pubblicità that product

9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the caramelle and when te see Cioccolato repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate

10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away

11. Buy something (it has to be Cibo ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"

12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation più ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy o a girl?!" when they look at te funny o say something run away

13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle

14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff te want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did te find everything okay today?"

15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"

16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out

17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out

18. When te got to the foto center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you

19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a minuto then say: "hi, sorry about calling te fat.. Do te want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction

20. Ask the cashier were bambini come from
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2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sede, sedile of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Cani only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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2. Run around screaming that te dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for te flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on te

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO te LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are te listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do te like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks te to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks te to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I Amore copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic lista I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. da the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do o has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when te don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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