Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for recitazione like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular mostra universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. successivo to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen detto put the casco on and te will be teleported to the regular mostra universe with all the items and stuff te want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the casco on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a cespuglio, bush and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the cespuglio, bush i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this cespuglio, bush is big enough to hide me. benson: so te guys detto te trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at cespuglio, bush i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work o your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who detto that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this giorno just keeps getting più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: ciao cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what te wanted right? me: yep, ciao wheres my house? cortana: behind a albero da the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........