1. When te get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend te are deaf.
4. If he asks if te knew how fast te were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if te can see his gun.
6. When he says te aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him da his first name.
11. Pretend te are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks te to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks te to spread them, tell him te don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me cena first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause te don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After te sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read te your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes te away.
25. Before te sign the ticket, pick your nose. te have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like te are retarded.
32. When he's telling te what te did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells te to stop, say what are te talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of te here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five preferito Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say te missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if te can buy his car.
48. If he takes te to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If te know him, say te had his wife for dinner.
51. If te don't know him, ask if te can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When te are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what te gonna do with that.
59. If te are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks te in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him te like men in uniform.
63. Ask if te can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend te are deaf.
4. If he asks if te knew how fast te were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if te can see his gun.
6. When he says te aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him da his first name.
11. Pretend te are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks te to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks te to spread them, tell him te don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me cena first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause te don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After te sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read te your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes te away.
25. Before te sign the ticket, pick your nose. te have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like te are retarded.
32. When he's telling te what te did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells te to stop, say what are te talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of te here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five preferito Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say te missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if te can buy his car.
48. If he takes te to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If te know him, say te had his wife for dinner.
51. If te don't know him, ask if te can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When te are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what te gonna do with that.
59. If te are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks te in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him te like men in uniform.
63. Ask if te can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
1. Grab your spoon and put Cibo on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tavolo and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When te take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When te got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives te a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tavolo and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When te take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When te got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives te a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
