Some of te might have heard of the game Facade. those of te who have, te probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she detto "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they detto yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as Gatti tend to do.
the successivo day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the bacheca with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a spazio away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the successivo giorno Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and detto she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, o maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it successivo time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the bacheca in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the gattini need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 mese LATER
Mindi had the gattini weeks ago. there was a arancia, arancio one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and arancia, arancio one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the successivo giorno then found the gattini under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they detto no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an ora she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself da breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red da now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the bacheca spelled "I Like Your Melons"
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she detto "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they detto yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as Gatti tend to do.
the successivo day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the bacheca with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a spazio away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the successivo giorno Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and detto she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, o maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it successivo time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the bacheca in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the gattini need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 mese LATER
Mindi had the gattini weeks ago. there was a arancia, arancio one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and arancia, arancio one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the successivo giorno then found the gattini under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they detto no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an ora she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself da breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red da now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the bacheca spelled "I Like Your Melons"
Giselle: ciao joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ciao miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed da freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i detto who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive te this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i detto that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ciao miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed da freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i detto who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive te this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i detto that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia