here's a lista of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants te to chew her frutta . simply grab the now chewed frutta with a napkin and give to granny that way te can avoid having bacteria o saliva. if te don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack te for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her Cibo watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for te if te do then granny will be gone da a secondo trust me she disappears like batman! o just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.

5.Granny wants te to meet precious simple, reply with a yes o no respond. that is , if te wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.

6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants te to meet her pet , i suggest te come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.

7.Whenever te get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know te have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest te buy a helmet.

8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.

9.Don't ever domanda granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where te are o right in front of you.

10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless te want your family to be called ham and cheese