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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the successivo table.
Turn around every thirty-seven secondi to the people at the successivo tavolo and ask them if your sede, sedile is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever te see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tavolo and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time te take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tavolo itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and te ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the successivo giorno and say, "Those shells te sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby tavolo gets up, jump into their sede, sedile immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that tavolo are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their sede, sedile at another table, put some particularly messy peice of Cibo on their seat.
Two Words: Cibo Fight.
Poke the person successivo to te repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair o try to turn around, look at the ceiling o pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the tavolo top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your sede, sedile whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their Cibo back.
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