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The successivo day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma detto "Go as far from me and everyone as te can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are te okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma detto "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve detto impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma said.

Once they were in a circle, and holding hands, a red glowing light rose from their chests. The lockets gave off the light, and were pulling the girls closer and closer which made the light brighter. Just when the lockets were about to touch, the doorknob wiggled. The girls gasped and turned their heads to the door. "Turn the light on and start washing your hands!" Eve said. The light got dimmer and dimmer then the girls' lockets fell back to their chests like ordinary lockets. The light suddenly stopped and Eve flicked the light on, unlocked the door, and ran over to the sink. A girl with black hair all balled up into a fuzzy ponytail stepped in. "What's going on?" She said. "Nothing. Why?" Eve detto casually. "I thought I saw some sort of light, but the light was off." Black ponytail replied. "You know..." Mellissa began. "The nurse is in her office all giorno long." Mellissa joked, dragging out the "l" in 'all'. The girl with the ponytail gasped and walked out. After the girl had left and was out of earshot, Eve giggled "Nice touch, Mel!" Then burst into a full fit of laughter.

"Hey, wanna come to my place tomorrow? I'm sure my parents will be ok with it. We need to figure all this stuff out." Mellissa detto riding her bike with Eve and Emma at her sides. "Sure. I'll just tell my parents I have after school activities for a while then I'll walk home." Eve said. "Wow, Eve." Emma said. "I know, I know. But we can't risk them saying no, right?" Eve replied. "No. What I meant was te couldn't have added I have extra credit?" Emma joked. They all giggled.

At Mellissa's house, the girls were eating popsicles and lying in Mellissa's purple bedroom. "I had to clean up a few things before te came. It isn't always this neat." Mellissa remarked. "It's okay!" Emma replied. After the girls finished their popsicles in silence, Eve finally detto "I brought my laptop, we can do some research." Eve slid out her laptop and turned it on. The device booted up with a high pitch "beep". Eve jittered her fingers across the keypad to the laptop. She logged into Google and searched "How to tell if you're a yeti" and hit the enter key. Only three results came up, and two looked fake, so Eve clicked the third. Eve scanned the page. "It says here that if te touch liquid with your nail, Emma, te can turn it into instant ice." Mellissa read, hovering over Eve. "Try it on that glass of water." Mellissa suggested. Emma walked over to the glass of water. She touched it with her nail and the once liquid turned solid. Emma clapped her hand over her mouth to keep from screaming. "I guess that's proof I'm a yeti..." Emma whispered.

Mellissa started to type another search. "Hey, Mel, where's your bathroom?" Eve asked. Mellissa pointed and Eve walked off. "What did te cerca for?" Emma asked. "How to tell if you're a vampire." Mellissa answered casually like searching that sort of thing was normal. Lots of results came. Mellissa clicked on a link and read out loud a lista of "symptoms" "One, te won't have much of a reflection; which means te won't mostra up in pictures o films very well. Two," Mellissa read. "You have super hearing and smell." Mellissa read on. "Three," This time Emma read. "You can shift into a bat --- the only form where your fangs show. Four --- last one---" Emma read then gasped. Eve walked into the room right when she gasped. "Four," Emma detto in a shaky tone. "You can see better in dark..." Emma finished. Eve looked pale. Paler than usual. "Guys, I need te to come with me..." Eve detto slowly.

After Eve had led them to the bathroom, they all looked at Eve in the mirror. Except, Eve wasn't even there at all. She was standing right successivo to the girls, but her reflection wasn't staring back in the mirror. "Wait, Mellissa, grab your camera!" Emma said. Mellissa reached over to her dresser and grabbed her digital camcorder. She took a shot of Eve and looked at the picture. The other two girls crowded around Mellissa. "I'm a--- VAMPIRE!?" Eve exclaimed.

After a long silence, Emma walked back into Mellissa's bedroom and was typing in a cerca da the time Eve and Mellissa walked in. "Hey Mellissa, I think you're a werewolf, also. Look. te have pointed ears, you're fierce and outgoing, and te Amore astrology! It's all right in front of us! The reflection, the water, everything! Do te understand? I'm not obsessed o anything, it's just te two need to realize that we are all MONSTERS!" Emma spat. Mellissa and Eve stared at Emma like she just grew a secondo head. "I'm just going to go..." Eve detto while grabbing her laptop and turning it off. Eve walked out. Emma o Mellissa didn’t understand how someone could just be so sensitive!

Eve clomped down the stairs and Emma ran after her. "Eve! Eve!” Emma yelled. "Whoa, who are te two? Are te Friends of Mellissa's o Imani's?" A tall boy asked. "Mellissa's... sort of." Emma replied. "Oh well, I'm her brother, Jason. But everyone calls me J.J." he said. "Nice to meet you." Emma detto halfhearted. Eve ran off without saying anything and got on her bike. "Sorry, have to go!" Emma exclaimed then ran after Eve.

Emma biked behind Eve trying to catch up but failed. Emma got off her bike and threw up her hands. "I give, Eve. te win." Emma detto helplessly. Eve stopped her bike, got off, and turned around. Emma sighed. "I mean, seriously, what gives?" Emma asked. "It's just; I already have a lot on my plate besides being a monster! I just... got overwhelmed. I'm kind of sensitive these days." Eve said. "Okay. I understand." Emma replied.

Once Eve and Emma were back at Mellissa's house, Eve detto "So are we going to Ms. Winters tomorrow? I mean, we've established that we're all monsters." "Well, yeah." Mellissa replied.
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and unisciti us!
Allex: Ok. What are te doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this articolo is not about pecora, pecore o bananas it is about a più serious matter.

this is a dibattito and i want everyone Leggere this
Scrivere a commento about what te think is write o wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

o the chicken?

thats my dibattito and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of random to write what they think is right


and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
o the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do te think te could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank te all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Amore flirts.
3. A guy can like te for a minute, and then forget te afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are te doing something?" o "Have te eaten already?" are the first usual domande a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious articolo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autore is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofei Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits successivo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be più imaginative.

I will not bore my boss da with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some più excuses.

I will do less laundry and use più deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The mostra was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids mostra that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The mostra had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my preferito parts of the mostra was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did te get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguino rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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