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The successivo day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to sposta her long black hair out of her face. She had Lost the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark te absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared blankly. "Just follow me" Ms. Winters detto as the girls got up and dusted blades of erba from their body. Then Emma looked at Mellissa. Then at Eve. Then Mellissa again. Both girls nodded and started to follow the teacher into the woods.

Once the girls were deep in the woods, a snowflake fell on Mellissa's cheek. Then another, and another. "WHAT THE HECK?! It's close to the end of spring, it's like 90 degrees, how could it be snowing?!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Guess it's a ‘condition’ I have... discovered it at dinner. And it was hard explaining..." Emma said. Suddenly Eve disappeared and there was a scream. Mellissa and Emma stopped in their tracks and look up to find Ms. Winters gone, too. Just then, the ground started thumping to... music? Emma and Mellissa took one step and fell into a hole. At the bottom they found Eve and Ms. Winters... And lots of other strangers! The thumping was music, and it was Mellissa and Emma’s preferito song, and apparently Eve's, too.

She was talking to this girl with purple and blue highlights in her hair along with a boy who looked like the girl's brother.

"Hey, Eve!" Emma called. Eve looked toward Emma, who had Mellissa at her side. "Hey, guys meet Kenya," Eve began, pointing to the girl. "And..." Eve continued, now pointing at the boy. "Raymonde!" Eve finished. "Cool! Nice to meet te two!" Emma detto politely. Mellissa nodded as if to say "ditto".

After they all danced and socialized, Ms. Winters clapped twice. "Hello, students of Pine Oak. Today we have four--- wait, five new students, which means five new discoveries." Ms. Winters said, while everyone applauded. "Raymonde, Eve, Mellissa, Emma, and... Imani! Welcome!" Ms. Winters said. Mellissa's jaw was pretty much on her feet her mouth was so wide open, and she was so speechless. "Come here and introduce yourselves, don't be so shy! Say your name, grade, and type of monster." Ms. Winters said, nudging Eve.

"Uh, my name's Eve, 7th grader... and ---uh, I'm a vampire." Eve announced coolly. "Hey hey! So like my name is Emma I'm in seventh grade and I'm a yeti!!!" Emma detto confident and very enthusiastically. She acted like she knew everyone in that room since kindergarten! Mellissa's turn. "M--- Mellissa." Mellissa began, staring at her sister. "7th. Werewolf." Mellissa whispered meekly. Then, her face looked as pale as Eve's, and then Mellissa collapsed to the floor in a daze. The last thing Mellissa heard was her sister yelling, "Sis, no, are te okay?!"

After an hour, Mellissa finally woke up. "Imani? Is that you???" Mellissa moaned. Mellissa's sister nodded. "Dad, Mom, and all the brothers sat me down and told me being a werewolf was an old family secret. Then they showed me everything. The only reason that didn't happen with te is because they saw te had already figured out." Imanee said. Mellissa stood up. "What time is it?" Mellissa asked hazily. "12:00, lunchtime!" Eve said. "Oh. Ok then." Mellissa replied.

After everyone had had eaten their pizza and drank their soda, they were all stuffed. "Okay, everyone! I will see all of te successivo Thursday, same place!" Ms. Winters said. She started saying bye to everyone.

"Oh my gosh that was so fun!" Emma exclaimed on the bus with Eve and Mellissa at each side. "Yeah! And Eve, I think te like Raymonde!!!" Mellissa whispered. Eve gasped and detto "Psshh I so do not, okay?!" Mellissa gave her the "Confess Stare", when she can make ANYONE confess ANYTHING. "Face it Eve. I have never seen te look that way at ANYBODY." Emma said. Eve shielded her eyes from Mellissa's stare, but finally cracked and looked. "Fine fine fine, I guess he's kind of nice... and cool... and cute... and... WHATEVER! Just never speak of him for the rest of this bus ride!" Eve confessed.

When Emma got home, she had Mexican for dinner. She went to her room, did her homework, booted up her rosa bedazzled laptop, and did some research of her own.

The successivo giorno in the morning, Emma’s mom found Emma asleep at her scrivania, reception with her laptop on. "Maybe I can find out what Emma likes these days, and get up to date, da checking her latest searches!" She said. Emma’s mom clicked the "all searches" button, and the cerca that came up was "All about yetis". "Oh, this won't do! She still believes in monsters!" She said. She clicked away just before Emma bolted awake, with a sticky note stuck to her cheek. "Huh?" Emma yawned sleepily. "Oh, gosh! I need to get ready!" Emma exclaimed peeling off the sticky note and running to her closet.

After school, Emma opened the door to her house to find her parents at the door waiting. "Uh, hi!" Emma detto to her parents. "Hey, honey. We need to talk." Her mom detto leading her to the family room and sitting down with Emma. "Do te know the difference from real and fake?" Emma’s dad asked Emma. "Okay, what is this about?" Emma asked quizzically. "I ---- err --- a little birdie told me te still believe in monsters." Her mom blurted. Emma’s face went blue in shock. "W --- b---" Emma stuttered standing up. "It’s okay, my little monkey! It's not like te secretly are a monster, well, if they were real!" Her mom said, looking to realize Emma’s father had slipped away. Emma just kept sputtering. "It's okay, believe what te want to. I just saw your cerca on your laptop and---" Emma’s mom started but Emma interrupted. "YOU LOOKED ON MY LAPTOP?!" Emma exclaimed. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "I guess it’s okay. Just don't do it again, please!" Emma detto grabbing her bag.

Once Emma was upstairs with her cat Philomena, she plopped down on her letto and called Eve and Mellissa. "Hey, Emma!" Mellissa detto at the same time Eve detto "hello". "Hey." Emma detto in a gloomy voice. "Um Emma, what's wrong?" Eve asked.

Emma had told about her parents in a sad tone. "Oh wow... I'm speechless..." Mellissa said. "Me too!" Eve added. ciao guys, te know what time it is?" Eve asked. "Ummm... OH MY GOSH IT'S 9:00!" Mellissa said. "I have to go!" They all detto at the same time, and then laughed. "Bye, guys!" They said, followed da laughter and a click of the phone.
One giorno a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are te laughing? I just insulted all of te losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how te feel te have to take the time to make fun of us. te obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All giorno long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ratto survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Cani are sold in Tokyo

6. A delfino sleeps with one eye open

7. A coccodrillo can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Musica makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs più than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just random ways to eat my preferito cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fragola milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with arachide, arachidi butter
14. Frozen with arachide, arachidi butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with arachide, arachidi burro and 7up
17. with ciliegia 7up
18. Frozen with ciliegia 7up
19. Frozen with arachide, arachidi burro and ciliegia 7up
20. da itself

If te try any of these and like it, please write a commento and tell me which one(s) te tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if te think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limone is lying on the superiore, in alto step, and te are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. secondi later te land on your ass, and successivo te are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limone is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limone that was created da your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limone into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if te ever, one giorno decide to call me that. If te think I'm insane, run away, because te are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too te a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. te think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red volpe is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when te sneeze because when te sneeze, your cuore stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A lumaca can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animali that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders più than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical cavalli with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Musica store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos o rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like te know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their domande with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got più "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A anno has passed by, and Don is chosen da the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef accetta, ascia di guerra with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, o absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the recente years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Scrivere behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and unisciti the ranks of washed up directors like...
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