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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink te have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes da boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If te accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.

• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.

• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.

• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.

• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link

• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.

• Pick a flavor of gum te don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.

• Place a piece of pane in a container with your homemade biscotti, cookie and they will stay soft.

• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.

• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.

• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every giorno before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.

• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, te won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and te won’t either.

• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.

• The night before, place things te don’t want to forget the successivo morning on superiore, in alto of your shoes.

• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.

• When cleaning windows use newspapers o coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.

• When microwaving pane products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your pane from going spongy.

• When te sposta into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on Facebook (privately if preferred) so te can use the reference data as proof te didn’t do it.

• When searching plane tickets online cancella your biscotti, cookie prior, prices go up when te visit a site multiple times.
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