1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and Musica partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep Scrivere for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside). They take Ally's obsession with pickles w-a-y too far. I mean seriously? A bucket of pickles?! There's never a time she doesn't make me wanna rip my hair out o bang my head against the wall.

2. Rocky Blue
Rocky is a dumbass pushover. Her personality is just like wood. She's smart... That's it. She's boring. The "cookie cutter smarty pants" stereotype is getting old fast. This girl can't sing, act, o dance for her life!! She overacts every words she says and is so ANNOYING! She is supposedly smart (although she comes off più as an idiot) and is completely unlikeable! There's also the fact that she's EXTREMELY rude and obnoxious.

3. CeCe Jones
CeCe is a shallow, airhead slut. She is a future prostitute (okay that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it's not too far off), she's arrogant, annoying and all she cares about is herself, and she's one dumb bunny. A really stupid redhead (why do all these shows have at least one stupid main character? Why? Is having a brain too much to ask for?) who cares about nothing but dancing, shopping, and getting her way. Well, well, well. Some one who takes contemptibility to a whole new level and makes superficiality a high art. I'm really tired of the ubiquity of air , vacuous idiots in Disney's programming. A character can be hilarious, relatable and entertaining - all whilst having a decent sized brain. In Farm we have paisley and Cameron, in Austin and Ally we have Dez, in Pair of Kings we have the Pair of Kings themselves, in Jessie we have Emma and Luke, and the most air headed amongst the air headed is Cece. Shopping. Boys. Fame. Fashion. Talk about "character depth". Cece is a moron. She is annoying and self-centered. Shes all ME ME is a whiney crybaby, oh boo hoo I didn't make it on the show. GIVE ME A BREAK! Not to mention her terrible recitazione skills. She is a horrible dancer, and has an autotuned voice while She is the moron on the show.

4. oliva Doyle
oliva is often referred to as smart, however she is only book smart, like 2/3rds of the cast she is ignorant. Her photographic memory in itself is an amazing natural ability rather than a talent, however the addition of arrogance brings this character down. Disney has managed to make being book-smart look bad to the younger viewers da having the other characters constantly call her out for being annoying and full of useless facts. oliva is REALLY annoying. She's always bragging about her cheekbones and talking nonstop about pointless stuff. She thinks she's really smart, but actually has the IQ of a graham cracker without her memory. She tends to be a know it all, vomits information that te don't even care to hear, and is really, really annoying. Flat and boring. She has a fear of almost EVERYTHING that can exist in the world. This character memorizes everything and spit information back at te without a secondo thought, and does this quite often. It seems that she just can't restrain herself from shutting up. She is loud and obnoxious, and insults other characters often.

5. Chyna Parks
The main character. She's in the program for her musical talents (which I don't understand, as I have seen più talent in younger people). Luckily, she can actually sing. Unluckily, this mostra is crap nonetheless, she doesn't really strike me as anything much at all. Boring. Chyna is the main character in the show. She always wanting things her way and is practically spoiled and then tries to be the hero. How she ended up in this dumb program is beyond me, because she does not deserve to be in that program. Also, she claims that she can play any instrument except the triangle, which is totally unrealistic. Chyna is the main character whose talent is Musica in general. She can play almost every instrument EXCEPT the triangolo and also sings spontaneously with drummers and chitarra players already there. All of this is unrealistic for an eleven anno old and I bet they put the triangolo bit in there to make her talent funny, but it isn't. It is just stupid. She is honestly the best actor in the entire mostra and plays the role of the person who unites the ANTS and the regular people. She often seems to put down other people and is a bit full of herself.