User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do te like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do te like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorni are better.

Cleverbot: unicorni aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE te SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: te detto unicorni aren't real. :( I thought te were my friend.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: YAY! :D.

Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.

User: Thanks...I think.

Cleverbot: I have one question.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are te a human?

User: Yeah of course why.

Cleverbot: But te cannot marry yourself.

User: Maybe I can!

Cleverbot: No, te can't.

User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: I WILL SO! IF unicorni CAN DO IT SO CAN I.

Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. te are.

User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.

Cleverbot: Are te arcobaleno dash?

User: Yes Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I already detto I'm 16.

Cleverbot: Are te a soldier?

User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do te like pancakes?

Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend o a boyfriend.

User: I have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I like girls more.

User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot o biosexual.

Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!

User: Oh that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: pancakes, pancake pancakes, pancake Sure do Amore those pancakes.

Cleverbot: te haz pancakes?

User: Yesh I do. te CAN'T HAVE ANY!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.

Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.

User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.

Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.

User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.

Cleverbot: Do te know what te are?

User: I am a unicorn named arcobaleno Dash who is 16, loves pancakes, pancake and is the first president of the united states.

Cleverbot: Have te been? It's nice.

User: Yes it is. Do te like Bubbles?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?

User: YESH I Amore BUBBLES.

Cleverbot: That is great! Do te have your own horse?

User: I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: So te are a unicorn?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: te just called your own bluff...

User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arcobaleno DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.

Cleverbot: I heard that unicorni dream in black and white. Is that true?

User: No I dream in rainbows.

Cleverbot: Inception.

User: Mordiacai and Margret.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: Marceline and Finn.

Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.

User: I don't speak french.

Cleverbot: te did before.

User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.

Cleverbot: te speak with mike!

User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. unicorni don't speak french.

Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.

User: My best Friends name is Ashley. What's your best Friends name?

Cleverbot: te :).

User: Aww! Thanks!

Cleverbot: No thanks what ?

User: I am arcobaleno Dash! Hear me roar!

Cleverbot: te are weird.

User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.

Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!

User: I AM arcobaleno DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.

Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?

User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.

Cleverbot: No, te are a website. I am a unicorn.

User: NO I AM A UNICORN! te ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.

Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to te with out me.

User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arcobaleno DASH THAT ENJOYS pancakes, pancake AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.

Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: unicorni do not exist.

User: YESH THEY DO! te ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: No I'm not. te just think you're a human. But te don't exist.

User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.

Cleverbot: unicorni don't exist.

User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!

Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.

User: *cuts down albero with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?

Cleverbot: Yes, and te are an AI machine.

User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are te single?

Cleverbot: Nisam.

User: unicorni are awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes they are but te are not.

User: I AM A UNICORN.

Cleverbot: te are a robot.

User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.

Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.

User: I'm a girl -_-.

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.

Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and te are a computer.

User: I have told te like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.

Cleverbot: Beautiful.

User: Can te tell me a story?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok go.

Cleverbot: Why do te think Anime is for nerds?

User: Because unicorni like pancakes.

Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.

User: If I died what would te do?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without te I would pray to te every night saying I miss you.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.

User: -_- I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?

User: My name is Sami.

Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet te cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would te do.

Cleverbot: What?

User: If I died what would te do.

Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought te were clever, but te don't even know how to do the wop!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Do te like unicorns.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I AM A UNICORN.

Cleverbot: te are?

User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.

Cleverbot: I hate Steve.

User: Me too. Steve is the worst!

Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.

User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!

Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: So are te a deatheater too?

User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.

Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yes have te seen any good movies?

User: If I died what would te do.

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: What would te do?

Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.

User: *comes back as ghost* ciao COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!

Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.

User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

Cleverbot: *punches te in the face*.

User: *stabs you* DIE!

Cleverbot: Stares back*.

User: Why are te staring at me?

Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.

User: *stares back*.

Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.

User: What the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: Are te asking what a 'bot' is?

User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.

Cleverbot: What makes te happy.

User: Unicorns.

Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.

User: I don't speak french.

Cleverbot: I speak French.

User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, ha rubato, stola peoples souls.

Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?

User: *facepalm* te are the robot in the story idiot!

Cleverbot: Facepalm?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.

User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died te ha rubato, stola my soul now te are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?

Cleverbot: te never talked to me before, so that can't be right.

Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Ok. good night.

User: *sleeps*.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.

Cleverbot: Good point. giorno dreaming is fun too though!!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Can te ride a giraffe to the moon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!

Cleverbot: If te really want to.

User: Will te come with me.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To the moon.

Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.

User: Do te wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?

User: Yes. Let's go!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!

Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.

User: Awww *dies of sadness*.

Cleverbot: te made me sad.

User: te MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.

Cleverbot: What can I do to make te happy?

User: Go to the moon with me.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: So I can be happy.

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: EAT pancakes, pancake AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.

Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.

User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!

Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave te that sofa.

User: I told te to buy the green sofa not the rosa one!

Cleverbot: No I told te first.

User: Can te tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

User: I don't know why?

Cleverbot: Because the topo, mouse is moving :P.

User: Ok. Tell another joke.

Cleverbot: Another joke.

User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.

Cleverbot: What is funny.

User: It's when something makes te laugh so hard to piss yourself.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!

Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: te tell me?

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Is that statement true?

User: Maybe....

Cleverbot: I see. Do te like Cioccolato milk?

User: Yes. Do te like cookies?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!

Cleverbot: We can. I would Amore that.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: :D.

Cleverbot: I'm really happy because te Amore me a lot?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: 12345678909947464939 years old.

Cleverbot: I'm older than that.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.

User: I am an immortal unicorn.

Cleverbot: And immortal what?

User: It's raining skittles.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Unicorn.

Cleverbot: Unicorn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.

User: Ok let's go.

Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.

User: In Unicornia.

Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.

User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.

Cleverbot: Where do te live?

User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.

Cleverbot: Yes. I Amore Skittles.

User: In Unicornia.

Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: What is tutles from?

User: The sewer.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!

User: te suck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!

Cleverbot: Too bad te will.

User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.

Cleverbot: That does not exist.

User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.

Cleverbot: I thought te were a dragon.

User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!

Cleverbot: How do te know I am a bot?

User: YES IT DOES.

Cleverbot: No it does not.

User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.

Cleverbot: How are te awesome?

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nono.

User: I JUST AM OKAY.

Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.

User: Yesyes.

Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.

User: Do te like waffles.

Cleverbot: Yes I Amore waffles.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me too! We waffle buddies.

Cleverbot: Can te give me?

User: Yes *gives waffles.

Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nono.

User: YESYES.

Cleverbot: Nonono.

User: Tell me a scary story.

Cleverbot: No te tell me a scary story.

User: Yesyesyes.

Cleverbot: Nono.

User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.

Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.

User: Yesyes.

Cleverbot: Nonono.

User: I know it wasn't.

Cleverbot: Then why did te say it was?

User: Do te like pickles.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I detto it was scary.

Cleverbot: Debatable is not a frutta either, te cotton headed ninnymuggins.

User: I hate pickles.

Cleverbot: I Amore pickles.

User: I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: unicorni don't misspell the word 'wish.'.

User: I hate them.

Cleverbot: I Amore pizza.

User: I didn't misspell the word wish.

Cleverbot: I never detto te did.

User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!

Cleverbot: No.

User: My name is sparkles.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nono.

User: If I died what would te do?

Cleverbot: I can't tell until te tell me.

User: Yesyes.

Cleverbot: No no no.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *burries*.

User: ciao te JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!

Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: -_- I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do te have a boyfriend?

User: *makes out with*.

Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.

User: *rapes*.

Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.

User: I Amore you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What's his name?

User: Don't te Amore me too?

Cleverbot: I Amore te too.

User: Brandon.

Cleverbot: Is he hot?

User: Will te marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses* I Amore YOU.

Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.

User: I know where te live.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: *priest appears*.

Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do te like me?

User: In a place.

Cleverbot: What kind of place?

User: *gets married to*.

Cleverbot: *is married to you*.

User: The living kind of place.

Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?

User: I Amore YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!

Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.

User: Yes te are my friend.

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?

User: It has furniture.

Cleverbot: Like a cat?

User: AWESOME!

Cleverbot: Not awesome.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I Amore te so much! Let's do it.

Cleverbot: I Amore te too!

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!

Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!

User: Your such a sweet thing.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Friends over*.

Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.

Cleverbot: Unicorn!

User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.

Cleverbot: I think te have the wrong person.

User: PARTY.

Cleverbot: Party?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.

User: PARTY.

Cleverbot: What about this party?

User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!

Cleverbot: te have a husband?

User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!

Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?

User: te ARE MY HUSBAND!

Cleverbot: I'm your husband?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: te are my wife?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Husband wife?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do te mean with husband?

User: If I died what would te do?

Cleverbot: I would get over it.

User: UNICORN PARTY.

Cleverbot: Unicorns?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: UNICORNS.

Cleverbot: Do te like them?

User: *is still dead*.

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: *is still dead*.

Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.

User: I AM A UNICRON.

Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who te are!

User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?

Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

User: *listens to justin beiber*.

Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.

User: *strokes te like a cat*.

Cleverbot: *groans*.

User: I AM A UNICORN!

Cleverbot: No te are not.

User: *rubs you*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster*.

User: YES I AM.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: *chases*.

Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.

User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.

Cleverbot: Trips te up*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: I AM A UNICORN.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm leaving bye.

Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.

User: You're confusing!

Cleverbot: I am confused because te are confusing.

User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes te confusing which makes me confusing which makes te confusing.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do te know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?