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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John detto walking in with a bowl of popcorn he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some popcorn away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee tavolo in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can te change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, te little boy” I detto ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade, I’ll go change” He detto his hands on his hips. “I’ll go call Rose, te can call Dave” I smiled shooing him off. I grabbed my phone and dialed Rose. “Hello?” A soft voice answered. “Rose! John and I are bored, would te like to come over?” I asked. “It would be my pleasure” I could just see her smiled. “Great I’ll tell John, te don’t mind if Dave comes over do you?” I asked. “Of course not, he is still my friend” Rose said. “Jade” John detto walking up behind me. “Hold on, I have to go Rose, come over soon” I detto hanging up. “Yes John?” I asked. “I’m nervous” He said, his hands shaking.

I heard a knock on the door and jumped up to answer it. “Hey guys!” I smiled. “Hey” Dave said. “Hello” Rose smiled. “Rose do te want me to invite Kanaya?” I asked. “I would be delighted if te did” She smiled. I heard thunder in the distance. “You two should come in” I detto moving out of the way. Rose walked in, then Dave. John sat on the couch, in shorts and a camicia that clung to his body. Dave sat da John, John immediately smiled. Dave brought his face close to his, they were whispering things together. “Rose, what is Kanaya’s number?” I asked. “You’ll have to get a hold of her through pesterchum” Rose replied. “Oh right, of course” I smiled sitting down da Rose grabbing my laptop.

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

GG: Hello Kanaya!

GA: Why Hello Jade

GG: Me, John, Dave, and Rose are all hanging out, would te like te come

GA: Why I’d Be Delighted To Jade

GA: But I Don’t Know Where te Live

GG: I suppose you’re right…maybe Rose can tell you!

GG: She’s always smart about these things te know?
GA: Yes I Know, She’s Fascinating Every Inch of Her

GG: te every inch of her?

GA: I Don’t Suppose te Were To Find Out About That

GG: No it’s fine as long as te guys are happy!

GA: Why Thank te Jade

GG: I’ll let Rose tell te the directions now

gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA

TT: Hello Kanaya.

GA: Hello Rose.

Rose and Kanaya talked for quite a while. “I didn’t know my house was this complicated to get to” I huffed. “Oh it’s not, I was just chatting with Kanaya” Rose smiled. Not too long after the doorbell rang. “John go with Rose to get Kanaya” I said. “Why me?” John asked looking comfortable in Dave’s lap, while Dave’s arms were wrapped around him. “Because, te have been sitting down, te need exercise. “So have you!” John fought back holding a sad look on his face. “Fine” He gave in with a sigh crawling out of Dave’s arms. “Geez Jade” Dave detto reaching for his mela, apple succo, succo di frutta on the table. “No not ‘geez Jade’ I don’t like te spending time with John” I detto getting angry. “Why not? Because te want to fuck him before I do?” He laughed slightly. I got up and pushed him on the ground and sat on superiore, in alto of him. “You know that’s not what I want,” I brought my forehead to his, “but if people catch te two together they’ll call te and John bad names and beat him up, I don’t want him hurt.” “That’s great Kanaya” I heard John. Before I could move, something dropped. “John?!” I pulled away from him. “John bro it’s not what it looks like” Dave said. “Save it, I don’t give one shit anymore” John detto running out of the house, into the dark rainy night.

(Kurloz’s POV)

I had just finished changing out of the school uniform and looked out the window to see it was storming. I just shrugged and walked out to the den. Gamzee was at Tavros’s so I was alone, not that icared, I was used to being alone. Lightning struck the ground as someone knocked on the door causing an echo throughout the house. I made my way over to the door and opened it. “Kur-Kurloth?” Mituna stood there standing on his skateboard, his arms wrapped around his body, he was soaked. “Mituna you’re soaking we, come in” I signed. He nodded getting off his skateboard and picking it up. “I’m..i’m cold Kurloths” He said. “Well then strip out of those and te can borrow some pajamas” I signed. “But I don’t know how to take off my clotheth!” Mituna whined. “Then I ill help you” I smiled. “You would?!” Mituna smiled, mostrare his teeth. I nodded. “Then help me pleathe” He detto standing still. Mituna was still in his school uniform, he must like them. I pulled off the mustard yellow sweater vest and the white camicia under it. I hate to admit it to myself but Mituna had a nice body, he wasn’t ripped in muscles and abs, but he was still in really good shape.

After I finished Mituna stood in black and yellow bumble bee boxers. “How cute” I smiled. “Don’t look” He detto trying to hide his shame and embarrassment. I turned around while Mituna tried to put on the pajamas I had picked for him. “I don’t think I can get them on either” Mituna detto blushing when I turned around. “It doethn’t fit” He detto getting agitated. His head was in one of the sleeve holes. I quietly laughed and helped him out of the sleeve hole. Eventually Mituna had put the pants on himself. “Don’t te think we should get ahold of Sollux?” I asked. Mituna looked up at me then back down at the floor. “Yeah..” He detto quietly. I grabbed my phone and gave it to Mituna as he dialed his brothers number. “Hey Thollux…Yeah I’m at Kurloth’th..i’m fine Thollux, can te pleathe jutht come and pick me up? I don’t think Kurloth would like me here bothering him” Mituna finished. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook me head. “I knew te didn’t want me here” He detto looking at the floor, like a helpless child. I hugged him tightly, and traced in his back, “Of course I want te here Mituna.” I took Mituna to decipher what I said, but when he did he held onto me tightly. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed. Mituna flinched in my arms. “Kurloth..” He trailed off. “Yes?” I traced in his back. “Pleath don’t let me go” He detto nuzzling my neck.

“Never” I traced. Mituna pulled away and stared at me for a second. “Is something wrong?” I signed. He shook his head and smiled. “Kurloths..” He trailed of again. I looked at him. He grabbed my face and pulled my face down, our lips meeting. He licked my lower lip asking for entrance. But my mouth was stitched closed. Once he realized this could go no further he pulled away and apologized. I shook my head and hugged him, giving his forehead my equivalent of a kiss. He wrapped his arms around waist and buried his face in my chest. Now the thunder was starting to sound like explosions right outside the house, Mituna was shaking in my arms whimpering. I started to nuzzle the side of his head and his neck, that calmed him down for a while until più thunder sounded. Mituna was to the point of sobbing. Where is Sollux? It’d Been an ora since Mituna called. I pulled away from Mituna and signed, “Would te like to sit down?” He nodded and grabbed my hand. I sat down on the divano successivo to him, he still shook with fear. “It’s okay” I papped him. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, his head resting on my chest, he’d still flinch when he heard thunder. After a whole other ora like that Sollux finally knocked on the door, causing Mituna to jump. “It’s okay,” I signed, “it’s only Sollux.” “Thollux?” He asked in awe. I nodded and opened the door, Sollux was covered in water and mud. “thorry It took tho fucking long, we got stuck in the storm” He said. “It’s fine.” “I’ll get him and I out of your way, I appreciate it, Come on Mituna” He detto ushering Mituna to him. Sollux walked back to the car, when he wasn’t looking Mituna gave me a kiss, and I gave him what I could.

(Mituna’s POV)

Why did I feel this way towards my new moirail? Why did my cuore race whenever I thought about him? Why did I want him so badly? Why did I NEED him so badly? “Mituna?” Sollux asked looking at me after I’d become so quiet. “Yes Thollux?” I asked looking back at him. “You okay?” He asked. “Fine, jutht mith him..i gueth” I detto playing with my hands. “Well he’th your friend now,tho of courthe te can mith him Mituna” Sollux smiled at me. “No Thollux, not ath..friendth..” I trailed off. “Ath..matethpriteth?” He asked. I nodded, my cheeks a dark colour of yellow. “I thee..well one giorno Mituna, te thould tell him, he can’t jutht go not knowing how te feel” He said. “Ugh! I hate when te right” I scrunched my face up and crossed my arms. “Why because im your brother?” He asked. “No becauthe your younger” I sighed. “Age doethn’t mean thit to me Mituna” He detto Pulling into our driveway. “I know” I detto Running inside.

“Mituna te look tired” Sollux detto looking at me as I slumped down on my bed. “I am” I said. “Then thleep” He detto stripping of his shirt. “I can’t!” I whined grabbing fist fulls of my hair and pulling. “Mituna!” He yelled grabbing my hands and pulling them away from my hair. “Don’t hurt yourself pleathe” He said, it sounded hard for him to breathe. I hugged him. “Fine.” “Thank you” He detto in relief. “But Thollux, I can’t thleep” I detto sadly. “Why not ‘Tuna?” He asked. Thunder exploded and I shrieked. “Now I thee why, come thleep in letto with me then.” I nodded and crawled under the covers on his bed. I didn’t want to change out of Kurloz’s clothes, they made my stomach flutter every time I caught his scent, which was quite a lot, the feeling was almost relaxing. Sollux crawled close to me, I wrapped my arms around his neck, his around my lower abdomen. We seemed to fit together, like black and white in a ying yang. “Thollux..” I said. “Yeth Mituna?” He detto in a whisper. “I Amore you” I detto nuzzling my nose into his hair. “Mmm..love te too ‘Tuna” He detto holding me tighter.

It wasn’t Lost before we had both fallen asleep. But my dreams were haunted da him. I saw us, having a future, together. He was pulling out the stitches that held his mouth closed, I sat in front of him, tears rolling down my cheeks. What was happening? His lips covered in his blood, he hugged me, and kissed me. We did things, no things that normal moirals did, but then again neither of us were normal. He was mute, and I had brain damage. I felt a warm feeling in my abdomen, thinking it was just Sollux I let it pass. But I found the più he touched me, the più that feeling grew, I now know what it is. I tried to stop the dream, but nothing could work. I soon tried to wake up before Sollux noticed. “Mituna..Mituna..” The voice echoed. I thought it was Kurloz. But I bright light blinded me, it was Sollux calling my name. “It’th time to go to thcool” He said. “Thank god” I muttered. “What?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Nothing!” I replied quickly. He shook his head and got dressed.
posted by cute20k
Do te have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause te to spit and ask te not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. te fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. te blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All giorno long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These Citazioni are Citazioni with differnt meanings of furetto o just the animal.
“If a furetto bites te it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the visualizzazioni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, te can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furetto it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furetto it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow te own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostra him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got home to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If te feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can te feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me Amore you
everyday
So long te let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? te can always find a reason to smile, believe it o not. te can say that your life is the worst, te can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet te anything, that if te let yourself search, te can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, te can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but te don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN Amore WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I Amore you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i Amore bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way te are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl te need to shave

and when te smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their domande with questions

Ask if te they can put Cibo color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commento about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free data with one of the staff if te make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys o emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and te don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do te use these emotions o others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) baciare
-See più emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. o be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Cibo that can make te sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda o crush
4) gety near load stuff o equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms strada, via orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make te hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what te did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
superiore, in alto 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time te wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say te don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite o scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a coltello of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, te don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a basso Pro negozio o anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift negozio and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a lista of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If te enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. te must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Natale Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barca hanging on the Natale albero and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Natale time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes te mad o doesnt agree with your point of view te just segnala them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes te mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont segnala thm. Because we are a big family and we dont segnala o block family we care and mostra Amore for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to segnala someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Amore all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.

ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do te want?" "I'm calling to segnala my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank te very much for the call, sir." The successivo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how te looked più important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If te think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone Leggere the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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