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Carcisia Gruesetal skipped down the drveway, a slightly damp, redish envolope in her hand. She went into her house and layed the envolope on the table. she looked at the adress on the back of the envolope. It read in spidery handwriting; from anonymous.

A shiver ran down Carcisia's spine but she opened the envolope anyways. She pulled out a damp red letter. She unfolded it. Written in blood it said; IT IS YOUR TURN! DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY! YOUR FATE IS DECIDED!

Carcisia screamed and ran out of her house, but a tall man with long brown hair stood in her way. He hand cuffed her and shoved her into a big truck, the kind they use for mailing bigger things in boxes.

There were at least 50 other people in the truck but four stood out. there were two women hugging. One of them was crying. Then there was a girl not crying, but holding her head high and not mostrare sign of emotion at all. There was also a boy standing in the corner holding a torch. The end of the torch was sharp, te could hurt someone with it. The emotionless girl stood up.

'Sit down!' ordered the boy in the corner.

'Make me!' detto the girl.

The boy hesitated, then dug the pointed end of the torch into her arm. The girl cried out in pain and fell to the ground.

'Kill her,' came a voice from the corner. 'She's useless.'

Carcisia looked up. there was a huge man sitting in the corner.

a giant! Carcisia realized.

The boy held the torch to the girls throat. Carcisia's breath caught in her throat. She had never watched someone die before.

'I can't,' the boy lowered the torch. 'I'm sorry.'

The giant grabbed the torch from him and stabbed the girl through her stomach. The boy winced as he watched her go up in flames.
posted by patrisha727
sedano has negative calories. It takes più calories to eat a piece of sedano than the sedano has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to ingoiare, inghiottire the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amaro things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can te fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit successivo to te because te invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the cappuccio down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. o maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minuti of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as te got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of random Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG te needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope te liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will mostra più affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when te interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when te interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if te still have a girlfriend do te know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep te up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Cioccolato cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are più than this. te are bliss. te are più than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are più than this. te are bliss. te are più than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely random poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Ribelle - The Brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm Scrivere now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to te about stuff he likes
2.always see what te have in common (if te do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW te FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS te OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask domande about him like his preferito color, his preferito movie o his preferito t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your preferito clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your preferito Film and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank te for Leggere i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, te already detto that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minuti later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titolo of this articolo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Film for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mese award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If te were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, te finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Natale List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got più important news.
Tom: Yes. In the precedente episode, we...
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Source: edited da me
added by Canada24
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te are sitting on the divano waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with te for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny te say back. Are te ready to watch the movie te ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are te ok?" te ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) te are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly te are Gold. te hold his chest as te are pushing him was y and say " te watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Amore you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: te EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, te LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can te tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have te ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the giorno finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first giorno on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the giorno for his trial...
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