Dare
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I Amore GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to te say, "Why don't te speak più clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes te Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. baciare the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone te struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her te Amore him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend te a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have te ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do te like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did te ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can te name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have te told your crush te like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do te prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would te want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do te have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie te ever told?
13. Did te ever get caught at something te didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can te say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do te watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would te want them to go with you?
17. Did te ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If te could do something that te can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can te twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can te count how many times te lied? If so, how many?
21. Do te like lesbos/gays/ o straight?
22. What would te do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time te had a boyfriend?
24. Are te in a relationship right now?
25. Did te ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I Amore GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to te say, "Why don't te speak più clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes te Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. baciare the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone te struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her te Amore him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend te a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have te ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do te like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did te ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can te name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have te told your crush te like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do te prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would te want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do te have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie te ever told?
13. Did te ever get caught at something te didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can te say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do te watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would te want them to go with you?
17. Did te ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If te could do something that te can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can te twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can te count how many times te lied? If so, how many?
21. Do te like lesbos/gays/ o straight?
22. What would te do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time te had a boyfriend?
24. Are te in a relationship right now?
25. Did te ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes te think 'Hey, I don't care what te think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, o stupid. They are three very different things, and if te don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are più reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, o stupid. They are three very different things, and if te don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are più reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulcano flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell te 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I Amore animals
2.I own tons of manga and Anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i Amore Scrivere my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i Amore going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i Amore the stars
10.i Amore to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink da putting Cioccolato and bubble gum
The End
I hope te enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I Amore animals
2.I own tons of manga and Anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i Amore Scrivere my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i Amore going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i Amore the stars
10.i Amore to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink da putting Cioccolato and bubble gum
The End
I hope te enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A volpe has been unmasked as the mystery thief of più than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities detto Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's tana, den and found a trove of calzature down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," detto a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a volpe femmina, vixen ha rubato, stola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
