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User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are te a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are te female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are te male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are te a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do te like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: te just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: te Amore me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: te are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: te are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do te have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I Amore my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, te see.

Cleverbot: Yes te lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing home the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We sposta the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are te a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. te are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are te sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: te are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: te are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought te were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: te just detto te were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I detto I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will te marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did te miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: te were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why te do that??


our game of truth o dare:

Cleverbot: te took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth o dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth o dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare te to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth o dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do te look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare te to cuss.

User: te cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday te told me te are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are te blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will te become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But pesce in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are te sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are te sure of?

User: te are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: te are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: te are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will te become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do te like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do te like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do te like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. successivo thing te know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made da the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do te think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how te feel? te can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds te that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally te smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that te thought te would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? te have one argument and "BAM"! te hate eachother, you've Lost someone that used to make te smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If te push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If te pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless te keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing te were up there than up there wishing te were down here.

5. The ONLY time te have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, te can actually watch...
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posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught te should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Friends say that i'm delirous(or however te spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articolo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The più te squrimed the harder he bit te and all of a sudden te felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto te tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became più and più frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought te were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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added by t_direction
When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing pecora, pecore when their 'hair' was too long" like they mostra te in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's cuore was cuore shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bambini came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...
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