1.) A shrimp's cuore is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is detto to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an ora will increase the bacteria in your ear da 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all fotocopiatrice faults world-wide are caused da people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains pesce scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If te sneeze too hard te can fracture a rib. If te try to suppress a sneeze te can rupture a blood vessel in your head o neck and die. If te keep your eyes open da force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) più than 50% of the people in the world have never made o received a telephone call.
16.) cavalli can't vomit.
17.) farfalle taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's bambini die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders più than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell o own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animali that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 o older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for te to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A lumaca can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented da a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. te now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A coccodrillo cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is detto to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an ora will increase the bacteria in your ear da 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all fotocopiatrice faults world-wide are caused da people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains pesce scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If te sneeze too hard te can fracture a rib. If te try to suppress a sneeze te can rupture a blood vessel in your head o neck and die. If te keep your eyes open da force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) più than 50% of the people in the world have never made o received a telephone call.
16.) cavalli can't vomit.
17.) farfalle taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's bambini die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders più than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell o own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animali that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 o older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for te to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A lumaca can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented da a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. te now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A coccodrillo cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
Giselle: ciao joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ciao miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed da freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i detto who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive te this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i detto that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ciao miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed da freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i detto who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive te this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i detto that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
