My friend postato these on her bebo page a while fa so I thought I'd share them with te :D
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure te can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minuti into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this domanda on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet pesce in his pesce bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minuti into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say te Lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, o fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If te don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all domande and risposte completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minuti into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether o not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one ora to get drunk.)
20) mostra up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, te should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) commento on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give te a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because te have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the commento ``Please use the attached notes for references as te see fit.''
27) After te get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right successivo to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If te are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told te so.''
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure te can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minuti into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this domanda on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet pesce in his pesce bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minuti into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say te Lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, o fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If te don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all domande and risposte completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minuti into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether o not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one ora to get drunk.)
20) mostra up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, te should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) commento on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give te a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because te have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the commento ``Please use the attached notes for references as te see fit.''
27) After te get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right successivo to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If te are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told te so.''
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Musica Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
te can vote for your preferiti on the event webpage here: American Musica Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
te can vote for your preferiti on the event webpage here: American Musica Awards.
5 più incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Gesù Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide da zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Gesù Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide da zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates te , like constantly talking o doing everything te do , well im gonna help te deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , te can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a cuscino in te purse/bag , so if te need to scream , scream in the cuscino , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , te COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostra that if that person happens to ingoiare, inghiottire one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , te can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a cuscino in te purse/bag , so if te need to scream , scream in the cuscino , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , te COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostra that if that person happens to ingoiare, inghiottire one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profilo and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my successivo reason...
If te have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan te back.
On the other hand, if te are looking at this thinking that te haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my successivo reason...
If te have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan te back.
On the other hand, if te are looking at this thinking that te haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell te my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell te what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person te will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Amore even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell te my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell te what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person te will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Amore even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave te hanging. I think my titolo is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's detto that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way o another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what te think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end tavolo and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what te think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end tavolo and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.