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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a fiore in the yard. I tried to plant it da the Sandbox, but Lisa detto that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for mostra and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa detto people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker ha rubato, stola my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She detto she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and detto Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come home to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a budino for lunch today. budino is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come home at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. te are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She detto sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come home from work. Lisa detto him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a fiore in the yard. I tried to plant it da the Sandbox, but Lisa detto that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for mostra and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa detto people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker ha rubato, stola my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She detto she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and detto Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come home to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a budino for lunch today. budino is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come home at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. te are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She detto sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come home from work. Lisa detto him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
It all started when Chloe was in the cucina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected da wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited da one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that te have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o Lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected da wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited da one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that te have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o Lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week te eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."