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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire articolo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

ciao everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other giorno on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profilo really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded da now. I mean, busy company o not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told te guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't te just try getting them the way te were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. te asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are te guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET te successivo TIME FANPOP, successivo TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

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Supernoobs Crossover

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

da all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if te do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder te ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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How I Think My preferito Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my preferito characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past o fantasy time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)

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Shrek is Amore

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.

3. We cagna about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If te won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing te in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Amore Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like più than te hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, o your...

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Animated Fruits

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LoL

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Reverse thinspo

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Panda Porn

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Killer pancakes, pancake

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lol

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

ciao it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start da comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A anno Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can te feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing te so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A giorno without te is like a anno without rain
I need te da my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A giorno without te is like a anno without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't te hear me calling?
My cuore is yearning
Like...

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Bang Bang Bang Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His Amore is deeper, te know
He's a real keeper, te know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my Amore back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your Amore was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got più swagger than you
He's got più swagger than te do
My new boy really...

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An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole anno Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible giorno starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...

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Horror Movie Rules

posted by Bluekait

In the movie Scream, Randy detto “There are certain rules that one must abide da in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. te can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. te can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because te won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much più elaborate, with più blood and gore.
3. If te want your films...