#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit te on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until te have $20 o more.
#7 If te have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bambini come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o Musica videos.
#4 Go around Canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
#9 Have one of your Friends hit te on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until te have $20 o more.
#7 If te have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bambini come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o Musica videos.
#4 Go around Canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If te can read English, te can cook. For Instance. Basic pane stuffing, melt one third cup of burro in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick burro on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How te guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't te wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = te got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new chitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick burro on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How te guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't te wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = te got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new chitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO te did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? baciare your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told te not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a secondo ago. well tell me what te think!I am planing on making più short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? baciare your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told te not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a secondo ago. well tell me what te think!I am planing on making più short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school o any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A Canto pallacanestro, basket (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school o any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A Canto pallacanestro, basket (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
te held it all in
I should’ve put the fuoco out
te were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
te bled but no one heard
te were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what te wanted it to be
te were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the fuoco out
te were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
te bled but no one heard
te were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what te wanted it to be
te were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault