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Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!

Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??

Wot if he was actually kidnapped da aliens 1282839 years fa and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????

Wot if they are just waiting for the giorno to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?

Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???

Wot if we are all figments of imagination created da slim jims????

Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????

Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?

WOT IF THIS ENTIRE articolo IS A LIE!!!1/??

WOT IF-
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THaSlimJim WOT IF U HAD MY PLANS ALL FIGURED OUT O-OMG... WOT IF.... WOT IF.... *SOB* WOT IF?????????????????????????????????

CokeTheUmbreon It's ok, man.

BennieBear27 *mind blown*

Mauserfan1910 As Jim's best bro, can confirm. 100% true.

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132 Cures to Boredom.

posted by cute20k

1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who risposte da saying things like;
"Why did te call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random articolo like this.

4. At walmart o somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, o a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

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22 reasons why being a guy is so much easier.

posted by Drisina

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents...

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Ten ways to impress your guy/crush, A guide for women. :)

posted by pandawinx

Hi! :)
Here are the superiore, in alto ten to impress the guy te like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what te want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its più important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she detto thanks...