HEY! What do te think you're doing!?
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock te in here. But have no worries, for we have dato te a fun task to work on while they want te trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want te to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I detto here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY stella, star WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the giorno when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I Amore this song! link
I will literally drive te to delirium da making te think whether o not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have te got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are te doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of random shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I unisciti you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE Friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have te ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a superiore, in alto secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously Canto a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did te guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay te at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like te don't care, gliiiide da the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's più empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. te hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 secondi later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie te up quickly o what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but te forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare te accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, te all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can te tell me when fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', te guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so Lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that fagiolo doesn't count, be quiet!
One più word outta te and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and recitazione like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock te in here. But have no worries, for we have dato te a fun task to work on while they want te trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want te to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I detto here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY stella, star WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the giorno when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I Amore this song! link
I will literally drive te to delirium da making te think whether o not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have te got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are te doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of random shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I unisciti you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE Friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have te ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a superiore, in alto secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously Canto a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did te guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay te at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like te don't care, gliiiide da the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's più empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. te hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 secondi later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie te up quickly o what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but te forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare te accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, te all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can te tell me when fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', te guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so Lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that fagiolo doesn't count, be quiet!
One più word outta te and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and recitazione like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
there's something
steals your cuore and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes te away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave te away
apart from te way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what te Amore for sure
it will come closer più and più
it doesn't let te look for
what te are searching for
i detto again what do te want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
te should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
steals your cuore and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes te away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave te away
apart from te way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what te Amore for sure
it will come closer più and più
it doesn't let te look for
what te are searching for
i detto again what do te want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
te should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away