~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines giorno actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons da his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his password for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and Amore of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away da the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the secondo time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, più times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s preferito Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's preferito Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't cagna at te if te don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult Cani cuter than puppies. But only if te trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s preferito youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves arancia, arancio sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger più than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates Cioccolato cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the secondo time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Gesù into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines giorno actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons da his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his password for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and Amore of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away da the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the secondo time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, più times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s preferito Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's preferito Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't cagna at te if te don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult Cani cuter than puppies. But only if te trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s preferito youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves arancia, arancio sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger più than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates Cioccolato cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the secondo time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Gesù into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis stella, star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his successivo film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A fonte revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking inoltrare, avanti to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist successivo year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis stella, star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his successivo film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A fonte revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking inoltrare, avanti to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist successivo year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulcano flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: te want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: ciao THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though te were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” o even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR