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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, baciare ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if te spare him, he later tries to kill te anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the successivo fix, regardless of the fact she clearly loves Johnny. This leads to her having an affair with Trevor, and Trevor killing Johnny and everyone else in the gang. Killing Ashley is optional. te can run her over after killing Johnny..


#2: JIMMY:
Jimmy is an asshole and a complete idiot in many missions. However, he ends up saving his entire family from a Merryweather mercenary in "Meltdown" da knocking him out with his bong and proceeding to teabag him... only to end up accidentally tè bagging Michael.


#1: LAMAR:
Lamar lacks foresight and is very impulsive, leading to a number of ridiculously stupid decisions.
1: Kidnapping a gangster who has known te from when te were a child with a Paper-Thin Disguise with your dog in tow. Oh. and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him. And then using your own phone to announce his ransom to the authorities. (not to mention, having the guy recognize you).
2: Yes Lamar, it's a brilliant idea to enter into a drug deal with a gangster te previously tried to kidnap in an abandoned warehouse. Nothing sketchy about that.
3: Going into the middle of nowhere to do a deal arranged da someone your friend has told te might be a snitch.
posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin te see
My heart
Through this laughter te feel
My pain
Even through this mask te see
My face
For te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the mysteries of who te are
te cerca me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give più than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving più than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants te to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help te answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when te say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. te look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and te never get tired of being with us.

4. I Amore te and only you.-Well, te guys get the picture.

5. I will be with te forever.

6. te have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. te shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for te to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when te want to get kicked out of the DMV. da Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy successivo to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over da a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people successivo to te look at te funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down successivo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your preferito mostra the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostra number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT Leggere this story, ever!...
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
te and I found Amore in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel te again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
te got me,free falling through the sky
te take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel te again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with te my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)