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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing da a albero overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.

JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!

STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.



#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when te whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...

"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"


#3:
An old woman begs te to find her fiancee. te ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone Leggere that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally Lost it, o she's dead too, and this whole time te were talking to a ghost.


#4:
te do a innocent mission of getting some fiori for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till te find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.


#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When te finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the fienile, granaio door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the fienile, granaio rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, te see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women te save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, o tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones te were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and te almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.


#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". titolo pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides da and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, o his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as te save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when te meet her again several weeks later), but had it been più realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.


#7:
When te take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when te realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. pistole do too.


#8:
Being attacked da a bear..


#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite te for a "bite" and turn their pistole on te if te decline, and more. One of the più disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting successivo to a dead man, likely a friend o relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.


#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought te were dead", to the zombie of their lover o family member.. Espically if te don't save them.
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He detto you’re amazing
She detto then why te waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
mostra me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
mostra me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musica plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an mela, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit da a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking inoltrare, avanti to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking inoltrare, avanti to my new world
Writing names, Scrivere names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lupo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do te want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." risposte Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are te doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause te know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause te know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In te I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Amore in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in te and the things te doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail o bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat successivo to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the doccia and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car inoltrare, avanti saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If te are hung like a horse, te don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no uvetta, uva passa Bran
Well, don't te know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of Cibo te hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till te clean off your plate
So eat it, don't te tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some più chicken, have some più pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled o fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my cuore out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my cuore out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. te wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet te on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
chitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if te think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if te just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if te think that we cant sing it faster then te wrong but itll help if te just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if te just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"
posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can te forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the strada, via physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! te Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when te see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what te did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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added by SymmaGirl2
added by LovableXNerd
Source: Google
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Amore with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bambini with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by CokeTheUmbreon
added by CokeTheUmbreon
The lista went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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added by aldrine2016
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So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a superiore, in alto ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the superiore, in alto twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest anno for gaming...
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