#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but te might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider te a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it da summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want più of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: te know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do te get from being a slut? HIV. What do te deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What te thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I Amore golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead carrello in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And te put in a freezer so other have to clean.. te shouldn't be a professor!.. te shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where te can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all te want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do te have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 anno old, who has a 16 anno olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that domanda does is make me wanna punch, punzone your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!