So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, o I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed da Vectorcell, known best for Gesù Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna need Gesù after this shit. So let us get into what many consider the worst horror game ever made, which is debatable considering Silent collina Homecoming exists
So first off the title, Amy… awful. Anyway, the game starts with our character on a train with some really ugly character models. This was on the 360 in 2012 and they look like 2006. For comparison’s sake, Far Cry 3, Journey, Spec Ops: The Line, Sleeping Cani and Gravity Rush came out that year. So our character is named Lana and she is travelling to the city with Amy, a little who doesn’t speak and seems to have some secret abilities. It’s around Natale time and te have to get to a friend and this is the only game thus far that is even remotely around the Natale season. Now it really is a Merry freakin’ Christmas. Anyway, the train crashes and te are attacked by… zombies? And we finally jump into the game. And I can finally talk about horror after being in hibernation for so long. So te know what makes things scary? Subtlety. te know what’s not subtle? Insanely loud Musica that is blowing out my eardrums. Maybe don’t do that in a horror game. The controls are also a bit clunky, which isn’t too bad, especially if te are a horror enthusiast. So te get a stick to defend yourself from the not-zombies. Crack them in the head once and they die and fizzle into the floor. I fail to see how these weak zombies could derail an entire train. So far, it’s nothing too awful. Generic as can be, but not a terrible game… yet. A friendly hobo gives me a future keycard that shoots lasers out. I genuinely have no clue what the setting is. te have all these futuristic tablets and keycards and yet everything in the subway is gross and dated. Is it like a Detroit: Become Human thing o something?
After some bland puzzles and box pulling, we are finally reunited with Amy. She seems to be able to do things on her own, so that’s decent A.I. so far. But soo nI start running into enemies and dodging doesn’t seem to work. Sometimes te dodge, and other times, they take a swing at you. It’s better to just keep wailing on them with your stick. So we get to chapter 2 and Amy ran off after hobo gets shot. Why does she just run off? Because she’s a child in a video game. If they aren’t making your life worse, then they aren’t there. Sounds like kids in real life (HEY-OH). And it is around this part where I start to realize the problems. The game is all about stealth… and it’s bad. Even when te could easily take on the enemies, the game demands that te sneak passed them. Fail to do so, and te fail. And Amy is such a bad character to have around. Not only is it a stealth sequence, but it’s also an escort mission. Think of the escort missions from Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3, only a million times worse because your partner doesn’t listen when te call them and not having them near te means certain death. Oh, and te gotta solve puzzles, and enemies are still around and if te die, te gotta do the entire section again with the puzzle reset. This genuinely makes me miss Dark Tomorrow, at least when te die in that game, everything stays the same. I gave up eventually because it was just a pain. But hey, at least I have a reason to talk now, otherwise this would just be a boring and basic okay kind of game.
Amy was hated da every single critic ever, from video game online reviewers. Everyone tore this game apart and I can easily see why. At best, it’s a generic horror game with some good atmosphere and not much else. At worst, it’s one of the most broken and frustrating stealth escort games I’ve ever played. te want a fun stealth horror game, play Alien: Isolation, and for a good escort horror, Resident Evil 4. Do not play Amy, please. It is not worth your time o money. Every critic back in 2012 detto that and I’m here to tell te the exact same thing.
So first off the title, Amy… awful. Anyway, the game starts with our character on a train with some really ugly character models. This was on the 360 in 2012 and they look like 2006. For comparison’s sake, Far Cry 3, Journey, Spec Ops: The Line, Sleeping Cani and Gravity Rush came out that year. So our character is named Lana and she is travelling to the city with Amy, a little who doesn’t speak and seems to have some secret abilities. It’s around Natale time and te have to get to a friend and this is the only game thus far that is even remotely around the Natale season. Now it really is a Merry freakin’ Christmas. Anyway, the train crashes and te are attacked by… zombies? And we finally jump into the game. And I can finally talk about horror after being in hibernation for so long. So te know what makes things scary? Subtlety. te know what’s not subtle? Insanely loud Musica that is blowing out my eardrums. Maybe don’t do that in a horror game. The controls are also a bit clunky, which isn’t too bad, especially if te are a horror enthusiast. So te get a stick to defend yourself from the not-zombies. Crack them in the head once and they die and fizzle into the floor. I fail to see how these weak zombies could derail an entire train. So far, it’s nothing too awful. Generic as can be, but not a terrible game… yet. A friendly hobo gives me a future keycard that shoots lasers out. I genuinely have no clue what the setting is. te have all these futuristic tablets and keycards and yet everything in the subway is gross and dated. Is it like a Detroit: Become Human thing o something?
After some bland puzzles and box pulling, we are finally reunited with Amy. She seems to be able to do things on her own, so that’s decent A.I. so far. But soo nI start running into enemies and dodging doesn’t seem to work. Sometimes te dodge, and other times, they take a swing at you. It’s better to just keep wailing on them with your stick. So we get to chapter 2 and Amy ran off after hobo gets shot. Why does she just run off? Because she’s a child in a video game. If they aren’t making your life worse, then they aren’t there. Sounds like kids in real life (HEY-OH). And it is around this part where I start to realize the problems. The game is all about stealth… and it’s bad. Even when te could easily take on the enemies, the game demands that te sneak passed them. Fail to do so, and te fail. And Amy is such a bad character to have around. Not only is it a stealth sequence, but it’s also an escort mission. Think of the escort missions from Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3, only a million times worse because your partner doesn’t listen when te call them and not having them near te means certain death. Oh, and te gotta solve puzzles, and enemies are still around and if te die, te gotta do the entire section again with the puzzle reset. This genuinely makes me miss Dark Tomorrow, at least when te die in that game, everything stays the same. I gave up eventually because it was just a pain. But hey, at least I have a reason to talk now, otherwise this would just be a boring and basic okay kind of game.
Amy was hated da every single critic ever, from video game online reviewers. Everyone tore this game apart and I can easily see why. At best, it’s a generic horror game with some good atmosphere and not much else. At worst, it’s one of the most broken and frustrating stealth escort games I’ve ever played. te want a fun stealth horror game, play Alien: Isolation, and for a good escort horror, Resident Evil 4. Do not play Amy, please. It is not worth your time o money. Every critic back in 2012 detto that and I’m here to tell te the exact same thing.
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new tartaruga sandwich, panino this week. But I am Scrivere this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought più about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Film and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Film far più often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city te might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make più time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought più about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Film and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Film far più often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city te might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make più time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commenti to yourself. I hope te like it and please tell me what te think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper o self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are amaro but the frutta is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which te can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are amaro but the frutta is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which te can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming o seem polite. o he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, o worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear più of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? o simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minuto then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends o anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one giorno he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they detto goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The successivo giorno Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset o lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one giorno he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they detto goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The successivo giorno Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset o lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End