The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe te can mostra me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
te don't even have to do too much
te can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded da the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh
The city's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded da the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

I'm just walking da to let te know
(By to let te know)
I can never say it on the phone
(Say it on the phone)
Will never let te go
This time

I said, ooooooooh
I'm blinded da the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I said, oooooooooh
I'm blinded da the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch

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raandom

added by t_direction

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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar - Finale Medley

added by 3xZ

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Animated Fruits

added by 3xZ

Coming out of the closet

added by Yuuuuuuup

Old Ford cars

added by HeitsiTsegin

Source: Various

cat

added by violoct

Source: fun

Dale bozzio had it first

added by _Gloved1_

5

Creative Cibo

added by zombiestars

^_^

added by Tamar20

5

Fail

added by Darkshine

1

Condoms are STYLISH!

added by NomyCake

Source: AngelzFunnys.com

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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Weird Al Yankovic - Fat

posted by Bluekait

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for te to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got più chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, te know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...

4

Aokigahara

posted by Nein-Nein

Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popolare place for suicides , The forest is a popolare place for suicides, reportedly the most popolare in Giappone and secondo in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...

1

My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and scary Film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Amore this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a mostra that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Amore this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Amore the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Amore that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Amore that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)

5

Hell Explained da a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are te walking?
So, Annie are te walking?
Are te walking Annie?
Annie are te walking?
So, Annie are te walking?
Are te walking?
Annie are te walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE te WALKING???!!!!
ARE te WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are te walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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SHOCKING NEWS: We are criminals! Copyright bill!

posted by Puffedwarrior

I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if te do not have permission from detto company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that te give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...

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-illions! (numbers)

posted by smileypop9

Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED da RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)