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So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like Chulip, Castlevania: Lament of Innocence and so many others, I decided to just say fuck it and bought myself a PS3. It would be più financially sound to just purchase a $130 console with very few games on them then to buy a $300 game. Now that’s not to say I’m retiring the old PS2 slim I have. We’ll get back to good PS2 games soon. Games like… uh… Aeon Flux, based on the movie. But for today, we’re talking about one of the most hard to find games on the PS2, only $10 on the PS3. It was a game that reviewed poorly, sold poorly, killed it’s studio, but lives on as a cult classic and the stepping stone for many creative IPs to come. That’s right, it’s motherfucking God Hand!



God Hand is a strange little title. It was made da Clover Studios, a game studio and subsidiary to Capcom, the studio that makes strada, via Fighter, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Mega Man, and so many more, for those who continue to live under the biggest rock ever. Clover Studios was headed da Hideki Kamiya after his successful work on the first Devil May Cry game where he got to work on Viewtiful Joe, a pretty popolare game, and Okami, his dream game, which was not as popolare but was still a gorgeous game that holds up even now. After the Capcom Five that was spearheaded da Shinji Mikami, director of the Resident Evil games, and after a big failure that was, Mikami decided to go to Clover to make the dumbest, weirdest and most insane game that he could before he would make Vanquish a few years later. That game was God Hand. Mikami and Clover had a vision to make a combat system that was unlike anything else at time, using a third person tank control style similar to Resident Evil 4 and would put the characters of God Hand on the map. What ended up happening was the infamous IGN review score where they gave the game a 3 outta 10, calling the game too difficult and far too strange to get into, sales for the game were some of the worst in the history of Capcom, and with management shutting down Clover Studios and Kamiya and Mikami, feeling that their creativity was being squandered due to the pisspoor management at the time, left Capcom along with other figures of the industry and went on to work at Platinum Games, where they went on to make Bayonetta, Mad World, Metal Gear Rising, and Wonderful 101 and the rest is history. But what was the fate of God Hand? Well, it remains as that weird footnote in Capcom’s history to critics, with Capcom not really doing much with God Hand. The most that was done, outside of a PS3 port, was the main character was considered a spot in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, but was replaced with Amaterasu from Okami. That said, God Hand has lived on as a huge cult following online, with fan quoting it regularly, begging Capcom to give the game a secondo chance when we all know that really won’t happen. Does this game deserve to be forgotten da time o did it deserve più love? All these domande will be answered… now. Yes!
God Hand takes place in a strange sort of Fist of the North Star-esque world where demons disguised as humans in the weirdest fashion have taken over the world, terrorizing humans for fun and just making their lives miserable, be it poisoning them o drowning them for laughs o making them work as slaves. Meanwhile, Gene, who has a mysterious power of a God Hand within his right arm, is able to defeat the demons and try to collect the Devil Hand, along with his ball busting cohort, Olivia. So first things first, this world is fucking weird. Like really weird. A Saturday morning cartoon with villains that are evil for the sake of being evil, Heroes with cheesy one liners, strange sense of humor and slapstick all across the board, featuring an insane lista of combos and special moves that are called out over a surfer rock soundtrack. Bosses consisting of giant Mexican demons, a nympho, Vergil wannabes, a wrestling gorilla, gay people, a British rock band with a beat boxing butler, attraversare, croce dimensional samurai, Arnold Schwarzenegger is there for some reason, chihuahuas, five aggressive midget sentai heroes, short hair girls. Who the fuck made this mess of a game? Me? Well, no, as stated, it was Mikami. Believe it o not, Mikami does not care about story in his games. I know, shocker. Resident Evil was such a well written game. Look, I’m gonna be real with te all, nobody plays Resident Evil for the story. If te do, you’re playing it wrong. People play Resident Evil for the horror gameplay, having to decide in the moment what te want to do, if te want to use a grenade on a gaggle of villagers, o stun one to do a kick to hit them all, o just shotgun them. te don’t know what’s up ahead, and te wanna be ready. Resident Evil is about the gameplay and deciding on the fly what to do. And trust me, God Hand is not a game with a great story. Fun characters and silly concepts that legit make me laugh, but a good story? Fuck no. I don’t even think there is much of a story outside of “demon bad. Fist her, mister.” Even the dialogue is all over the place a lot of the time in these cutscenes and feels like characters are having two different conversations. But there are moments that get me laughing. Like how everyone treats this game like some sort of stage act. Gene trying to act cool in the face of utter madness. Even how the characters try to be cool but fuck it up so fast, along with the utter madness. The game is so crazy that I end up laughing with God Hand rather than at it. But the comedy isn’t all oro though. There are elements of…. The 2000s in this game. Complete with sexualization of female characters like every fighting game was doing at the time, and… very stereotypical depictions of gay men down to mocking if they have no balls. It’s uh… definitely of the time. I can’t exactly fault the game of a style that was common in that giorno and age, even if it is in poor taste nowadays. But everyone has their own filter and I won’t judge your thoughts on it. Everyone has their own and… I call myself an autistic faggot, te think I got a limit? But enough about talking about the shit tier to god tier Scrivere and humor. te all know what I want!
But before we get into the meat and potatoes, God, this world is ugly. Like, not the graphics, because the character modelle are alright for late PS2 standards. It’s the level design. Like there’s a clear crust to all the buildings and the overworlds, especially with the layouts being really weird mazes o straight lines, skys having crazy obvious Jpegs as a background, and even the walls clip through. Like these are some fuck ugly levels. But the absurdity of them manages to hold back and make me forget that. Like the western town is one thing, but then te go to a carnival then te just straight up go to Italy with a giant demon temple in the middle. Like I thought this was a horrid Fist of the North stella, star planet with no water, and yet I can see the Venice lake and te even ride a barca through it. So yeah, weirdo level designs, just wanted to bring that up. Now we can talk about the big thing.
So the game has this sort of over the shoulder Resident Evil 4 style of things, with a quick turn and some tank control method, as in te sposta inoltrare, avanti and control Gene in this odd manner like Leon in RE4. Now for a character action game, this sounds like a fucking nightmare. But when all fights are up close and personal, it actually manages to work. Especially when we get into it. That’s right son, God Hand has got them all. We got combos, we got juggles, stuns, taunts, grovels, level ups, level downs, Roulette moves for extra strategy, a special sposta to save your culo from becoming grass. Pummels, Stingers, Stomps, cobra Twists, S-Spankings… sure. This game has it all, man, and it comes in a plethora of ways. What looks to be a confusing mess that punishes te for not learning is actually one of the deepest combat systems of its time, that will punish te for not learning. In God Hand, te got a menu of moves, a huge fucking list, and while some will obviously be better than others in strength, te do not wanna put on all the strength moves. While they do hit hard if they can hit, te gotta think about your animations. If te are doing an animation, the enemy will not wait. They will hit te during your wind up, probably combo te even, and te have no chance of hitting them. God Hand is all about finding the right startup to your combo list, setting it up accordingly, and making it a combo string that satisfies your needs. With the lista of moves and how te can manage all of it, it is impossible for te to have the same build as I did playing this game. I went for a build that was all about closing the gaps in my animazione and keeping a combo going. It was the slower option, but when I was juggling an enemy in the air with a mulo Kick and then performing Stinging Bee, Floating Butterfly, Elbow Spin 3 and Elbow Vortex, among other moves, all within a corner combo on a really difficult opponent while they were getting angry with me, it was super satisfying.
Even the dodges have depth to them. Ever one of these character action games has a fun set of dodges and they reward te for a good dodge. But God Hand, your reward is te didn’t get hit. Good job. Now te better not fuck it up. te get three kinds of dodges. Backflip is for beginners like me. It’s good to get out of a pinch, but is the least rewarding, kills your momentum of the combo, and can still mess te up if timed wrong. The sidestep is much quicker than the backflip, but te will still get hit if the enemy does a horizontal move. And my favorite, the juking. This keeps te in place, and while it is the più dangerous option, offers the best rewards. Enemies can still hit te with grabs, vertical slashes o low attacks, but if te can juke their combos, te are dato a free counter. Counter that does way più damage. And when te do good enough, te have the chance to raise the level up. Resident Evil 4 did this in a subtle manner. The better te did at the game, the più difficult it got and threw più enemies at you. But the più te died at one spot, it would lessen it for te and take some enemies away to give te breathing room. God Hand takes that and makes it a full on feature. The better te do, te will increase in level. What this means, though, is that te will face enemies with stronger AI and più moves, and più enemies. Thats right, one of the hardest games on the PS2 gets even harder the better te do. But it’s not without its benefits, as te can get way più rewards in cash and items da doing this. Items that te will want for health, increasing your special moves and such. te want to fuck with the best of them? Earn it, pussy! And that doesn’t even include the assortment of times it will throw demons at te in the middle of a fight. When an enemy goes down, there is always the chance, and a very high chance, they will turn into a demon. They are stronger, faster, and are super ready to kill you. te gotta be ready for them, because they will chase te down. But beat them and te will unlock a free new sposta from them, o a lot of money. It’s always a good idea to face them. Or, ya know, pop a Roulette o God Hand move.
Now I’ve been saying Roulette a lot. What is that? Well, throughout the game, te will collect special moves to use on enemies.You have orbs that start at three, but increase as the game goes on. And yes, even these have strategies to them. Sure, te could use Dragon Kick and instant kill one enemy. But why not bunch them all together and kill two o three, o at least do some free damage to another? Why not use Chain Yanker. It’s a weak attack, but it pulls enemies toward you, including bosses, and it stuns them, giving te a chance for a free suplex o a free pummell. Even the Ball Buster, a basic culo sposta is really good, as te can juggle an enemy as high as an elite enemy o even a boss, combo them until they get angry and break from it, go into Ball Buster into suplex into stomp for major damage. And it even has an animazione where it doesn’t work on women. If te use Ball Buster on them, it does not work and te just wasted a Roulette move. This is a game that puts a lot of attention to detail in the moves and both punishes players that refuse to learn and rewards players that pay attention. Even when the game is ballbusting hard, it is also forgiving with the level of checkpoints it has, even giving te a free full heal if te die. And speaking of forgiving, when te pop the God Hand, te get a free set of combos and are invincible throughout. While I think it does mess with the flow, as well as fuck my thumb up, I’ll take it. This game is hard, and when I need to get saved from a beating, this is it. But seriously, with the amount of mashing te will be doing in this game, te better be ready. Gungrave and Drakengard did not make me mash as hard as God Hand did. This game will put te and your thumbs to the ultimate test. And once again, Masafumi Takada is rocking the soundtrack of this game. te know him as the guy who does the Musica for No più Heroes, Killer7, the Danganronpa games, and does arrangements for Musica in Smash Brawl, Wii U, and Ultimate. So yeah, this guy fucks when it comes to a soundtrack. And God Hand? God Hand fucks hard!
But when you're not getting absolutely fucked up in the game, there’s always chill time in between levels. te can go to the negozio to pick up new moves to add to Gene’s arsenal and improve your combo list. te can purchase upgrades for your health and God gauge. te can practice your new moves on the training dummy, te can participate in the fighting arena for big amounts of money. te can gamble at the casino with black jack and poker. And te can even bet on chihuahua racing. te always wanna bet on Lucky Clover. That dog won’t win all the time, but te only lose $1000 and always win più than te lose, at least from what I saw when I was playing the game. Also the names of these dogs. Such classic names as Amaterasu, Viewtiful Pup, Mikami’s Head, Chuck’s Beard, più Cowbell, Boom Headshot, Fission Mailed, a Metal Gear Solid reference. Lots of old school memes. Like who here remembers that più cowbell gag from Saturday Night Live, o when Chuck Norris memes were fucking everywhere. But one that really took me da surprise was 37 in a Row. That’s a fucking Clerks reference! This game has an abundance of references and influences, even outside of Capcom. It even helped improve upon the taunt system that would later be used in Bayonetta. God Hand may be hated and forgotten da critics and even Capcom, but Mikami and Kamiya clearly have a fondness for this game that no one else does.
God Hand is a damn fun time, I really don’t know what più I can say. Throughout the madness, I managed to enjoy it like a kid watching Power Rangers o some shit. I had fun busting my culo trying to learn the combos and mastering the game on Normal mode. I have heard there is a Kick Me mode where te wear a Kick Me sign on your back, and if te pop your God Hand, it goes away. And I have heard some people have even done it on Hard Mode. I want to point out that I have gotten kicked in the balls so hard that my right testicle inflated and was purple. It was impossible to walk without being in total agony. I tell te this graphic tale because I imagine that kind of pain doesn’t even compare to a Kick Me Run on Hard Mode. No fucking thanks. So yeah, God Hand. It’s fucking good. Will it ever come back? I doubt it. This game is too difficult, too cheap, and way too fucking weird for casual audiences to be up for it. This game was doomed to a niche market from giorno one. Devil May Cry only got lucky because it had style and Bayonetta is fondly known because it has class. God Hand is jank and madness. But it’s fucking great. Devil May Cry is a neato old school commensale, diner and Bayonetta is a fine dining establishment. God Hand is the fucking nasty fast Cibo restaurant that te keep coming back to because the fries are good. And hey. A bag of fries ain’t nothing to scoff at. This analogy is terrible, but te get the point. God Hand is all that.
Award: Hidden Gem. The fact that not a lot più people know of this game is kind of a crime, but hey, that’s the price te pay when te want to be weird and niche. But a niche find that was super worth it. If te are up for the challenge, the insanity, and just the complessivamente, generale fun, go for it.
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his Musica every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask te if te have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i Amore justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate o Amore whatever he does even if they hate it o Amore it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one giorno he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One giorno when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fate take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the divano with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mese later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! te are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey te bums want simethin o are te goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do te hear...
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 James
James
cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am Canto my preferito song, 21 pistole da Green giorno whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 anno old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pera, corpo a pera into the side of this cassonetto, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These articoli are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would te wanna listen to Musica from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Musica available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I Amore my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a anno and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmone (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riso in a riso bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riso won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riso on your hand and put your preferito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmone on the rice. Push the filling into the riso lightly. Hold the riso between your palms. Form the riso into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder da pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riso ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. avvolgere the riso ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly da americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: te got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I Amore it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if te call right now we will also send te a what ever te call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 più dollers shiping and handleing! te GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever te call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever te call it have te credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL giorno BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST stella, star IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all te have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES te THE MOST te HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musica i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libri i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lista all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound te get when te scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, te know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when te just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pesce fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, o maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, o maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal più hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would data Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd baciare who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never data a girl
I swear I'd still Amore men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When te watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok te go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door campana, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will te give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, te have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” detto my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find più crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? te are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No te are a robot times 1000000.


User: No te are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and te are a robot.


User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. te are the robot here.

User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... te computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So te admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know