random Article: Funny Town Names in the good ol' U.S.of A.

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Funny Town Names in the good ol' U.S.of A.

posted by Gracie1995

Alabama:
Section, AL
Shorter, AL
St. Elmo, AL

Alaska:
Candle, AK
Dead Horse, AK
Krik, AK
Mary's Igloo, AK
Nightmute, AK
North Pole, AK

Arizona:
Monkey's Eyebrow,AZ
Why, AZ

Colorado:
Bonanza, CO
Hasty, CO
Hygiene, CO
Joes, CO
Last Chance, CO
Lay, CO
Paradox, CO
Yellow Jacket, CO

Delaware:
Bear, DE
Blades, DE

Florida:
Briny Breezes, FL
Cadillac, FL
Celebration, FL
Christmas, FL
Day, FL
Elfers, FL
Frostproof, FL
Havana, FL
Lorida, Florida
Mayo, FL
Panacea,FL
Picnic, FL
Sopchoppy, FL
Spuds, FL
Two Egg, FL
Wacahoota, FL
Yeehaw Junction, FL

Georgia:
Alley, GA
Enigma, GA
Experiment, GA
Hephzibah, GA
Homerville, GA
Ideal, GA
Quitman, GA

Illinois:
Energy, IL
Normal, IL

Indiana:
Bacon, IN
Birds Eye, IN
Buddha, IN
French Lick, IN
Santa Claus, IN
Solitude, IN

Iowa:
Beebeetown, IA
Elvira, IA
Iowa Falls, IA
Sac City, IA
Tingley, IA
What Cheer, IA

Kansas:
Buttermilk, KS
Gas, KS
Moonlight, KS
Petrolia, KS
Protection, KS
Skiddy, KS
Smileyberg, KS
Speed, KS
Yoder, KS
Zook, KS

Kentucky: (Positively takes the cake!)
Beauty, KY
Burning Springs, KY
Cadillac, KY
Cranks, KY
Combs, KY
Cut Shin, KY
Decoy, KY
Duckers, KY
Dukedom, KY
Dwarf, KY
Hazard, KY
Hippo, KY
Jetson, KY
Krypton, KY
Lovely, KY
Moon, KY
Mummie, KY
Mud Lick, KY
Oddville, KY
Ono, KY
Ordinary, KY
Oscar, KY
Parrot, KY
Petroleum, KY
Pippa Passes, KY
Pyramid, KY
Quicksand, KY
Ready, KY
Redhouse, KY
Relief, KY
Ringos Mills, KY
Select, KY
Shoulderblade, KY
Slusher, KY
Sligo, KY
superiore, in alto Most, KY
Turkey, KY
Viper, KY
Vortex, KY
Wax, KY
Yeadiss, KY
Zoe, KY

Louisiana:
Angie, LA
Archie, LA
Cutoff, LA
Dry Prong, LA
Eros, LA
Fort Necessity, LA
Plain Dealing, LA
Slaughter, LA
Trout, LA
Vixen, LA
Waterproof, LA

Maine:
Mount Desert Island, ME
Strong, ME

Maryland:
Boring, MD
California, MD
Crappo, MD
Hale, Maryland
Point of Rocks, MD
Scaggsville, MD

Massachussetts:
Cummaquid, MA

Michigan:
Christmas, MI
Climax, MI
Gay, MI
Hell, MI
Lake, MI
Nirvanna, MI
Paradise, MI
Saline, MI

Mississippi:
Askew, MS
Bobo, MS
Hot Coffee, MS
Petal, MS

Missouri:
Competition, MO
Elmo, MO
Fairdealing, MO
Gipsy, MO
Novelty, MO
zucca Center, MO Skidmore, MO
Success, MO

Nebraska:
Magnet, NE

Nevada:
Pahrump, Nevada

New Jersey:
Piscataway, NJ

New Mexico:
Flying H, NM
Truth o Consequences, NM
Weed, NM

New York:
BATH, NY
Busti, NY
Flushing, NY
Horseheads, NY

North Carolina:
Cooleemee, NC
Kill Devil Hills, NC

North Dakota:
Arthur, ND
Beach, ND
Can do, ND
Mott, ND
Hoople, ND
Horace, ND
Max, ND
Ray, ND
Napolean, ND
Zap, ND

Ohio:
Gaysport, OH
Businessburg, OH

Oklahoma:
Bowlegs, OK
Kremlin, OK
Loco, OK
Happyland, OK

Oregon:
Boring, OR
Half.com, OR

Pennsylvania:
Beaverdale, PA
Bird-in-Hand, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Intercourse, PA
Jugtown, PA
Manda Gap, PA
Scalp Level, PA
scoiattolo Hill, PA
Stalker, PA
Stiltz, PA
Burning Well, PA

South Carolina:
Ninety-six, SC
North, SC

South Dakota:
Bonesteel, SD
Box Elder, SD
Crooks, SD
Eaglebutte, SD
Gayville, SD
Mud Butte, SD
Pukwana, SD
Roscoe, SD
Tea, SD

Texas:
Bangs, TX
Bushland, TX
Camelot, TX
Canadian, TX
Cut and Shoot, TX
Dozier, TX
Dripping Springs, TX
Earth, TX
Friendship, TX
Gun Barrel City, TX
Happy, TX
Lazbuddie, TX
Lolita, TX
Muleshoe, TX
Nacogdoches, TX
Needmore, TX
Notrees, TX
Old Glory, TX
Pep, TX
Progress, TX
Quail, TX
Skidmore, TX
Schertz, TX
Tiki Island, TX
Turkey, TX
Tuxedo, TX
Twitty, TX
Valentine, TX
Study Butte, TX
Telegraph, TX
Rankin, TX
Royalty, TX
Midkiff, TX
Best, TX
Veribest, TX
Sweetwater, TX
China Grove, TX
China Grove, TX (yes two of 'um)
Lawn, TX
Grow, TX
Cee Vee, TX
Zunkerville, TX
Bigfoot, TX
RingGold, TX
Petty, TX
Boston, TX
Old Boston, TX
New Boston, TX
Tigertown, TX
Ben Franklin, TX
Cioccolato Bayou, TX
Needville, TX
Oatmeal, TX
Blanket, TX
Flat, TX
Moss Hill, TX
Honey Island, TX
Egypt, TX
Rosebud, TX

Virginia:
Disputanta, VA

Washington:
Aloha, WA
Humptulips, WA
Index, WA
La Push, WA
Medical Lake, WA
cipolla Creek, WA
Pysht, WA
Ritzville, WA
Ruff Starbuck, WA
Thrall, WA
Tiger, WA
Walla Walla, WA
Zillah, WA

West Virginia:
Acme, WV
Alloy, WV
Boggs, WV
Canvas, WV
Forks-Of-Cacpon, WV
Friendly, WV
Frost, WV
Left Hand, WV
Mammoth, WV
Man, WV
Maud, WV
Muddlety, WV
Odd, WV
Pinch, WV
Shanghai, WV
Sod, WV
Tornado, WV

Wyoming:
Bairoil, WY
Jackson Hole, WY

Tdinoahiscute4, katerinaki4ever and 6 others like this

XxXAFI4everXxX O.O DON'T BE MEAN TO P-WAY!!!!!!!!!! (Piscataway) But others r funny. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P-WAY! U KNO! P-WAY! U KNO! P-WAAAAAAAAAAAY! U KNOOOOOOO! And if u don't kno? U BETTER ASK SOMEBODY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

summerfrog oh come on some of those cant be real! Half.com,OR really?!-thats Hilarius! om I want to live in these places!!

cheery_blossom Cummaquid, MA HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

nikki1995 heyy, i live in jersey and whats so funny about Piscataway? i mean i dont live in Piscataway but i do live about 2 hrs away. im not getting the hint of why this city of jersey is so funny? does any1 kno the reason 4 this?

Gracie1995 I don't know why it's so funny, I didn't make the list.

MIKEYWAY445 Hahaha! St. Elmo, AL

emeliasanford I can't believe I'm old, I played my entire weekend on Super Mario

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Wierd facts about 9/11

posted by MJlover101

-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W cespuglio, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, o 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th giorno of the year....

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How to get ready and Survive in the end of the world 21st of December 2012

posted by jeniffer2200

Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commenti please!

-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of Cibo and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum o dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach te some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room te built under the ground and put some Cibo and drinks there!

6-When the giorno comes! go to the room te built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!

How to get Ready:(2 Days before...

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ways 2 freak out random people

posted by animefreak21

do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the superiore, in alto of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...

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Hate is just wrong.

posted by Ninjacupcake

Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender o if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of te have heard Born This Way da Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Amore everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being te are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Cibo when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...

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What a Man Really Means....

posted by iluvsmj

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do te want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take te out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call te sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give te a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why te are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are te going through now?

"I Amore you, too." = Okay, I detto it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...

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Mother-in-law sends worst email ever to bride: forgivable?

posted by karpach_14

this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.

New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized da irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing o two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...

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The 5 worst Super Heroes/Villains

posted by iamagagamonster

~ In my opinion! alright! te can think what ever te can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Amore batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One giorno he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my successivo hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that te can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...

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How to Tell if a Guy really likes te

posted by Sheetal1256

How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at te a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments te a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if te are single.

06. He asks te out for lunch.

07. He asks te out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats te like a lady.

12. He walks te to your door.

13. He wants to see te often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells te he likes you.

16. His Friends know...

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Against Redhead Stereotypes

posted by sierradawn9

Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He detto he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I detto "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
That got me mad, sad, and confused.
Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give te the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
I'm not...

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Ten Things Not to Say (whether it be a cop, teacher, parents etc.)

posted by brittanyloves

10. When being pulled over da a cop and he o she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, te have been caught speeding, how much do te think te were going?" Don't say, "Well te must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when te haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron o born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period o PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have te been putting on a little weight?" It's a cagna slap waiting to happen.

7....

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16 really stupid and funny things

posted by greenstergirl

1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I ha rubato, stola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag te down and beat te with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make te Christian even più then standing in a box auto, garage makes te a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lista though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home even if...

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101 Ways to annoy people

posted by JoannaVonDoom

Im sorry if this has been postato before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours da hooking a videocamera to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...

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How to help the insane/depressed/bored

posted by XxEmolovexX

Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been postato alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope te like!!! This was written da me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Leggere my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help te feel better. And who knows, over time te might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autore :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If te love...

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About cheap rayban sunglasses

posted by rayban00

This link is made of very simple，The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, più o less a link with the United States. If te look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses più firmly. raggio, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup o sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...

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12 Ways To Annoy Justin Bieber

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds te of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he risposte he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him

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Funny Answering MAchine Messages

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**again i got this from the internet**

These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fonte of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If te are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to leave us a message."...

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Why I'm Anti emo

posted by EllentheStrange

I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write o draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...

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Things 2 do in an elevator (off the internet)

posted by cutiegirl01

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of te just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...

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Days Where te DON'T Want To Have Your Child o Be Born On.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell te all these: What dates & Why te don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's giorno
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, te know how if te see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why te ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would te want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...

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Princess the Pit-Bull

posted by snusnu13

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 anno old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...