41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask te what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever te see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as te can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an ora and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When te doccia o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when te laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When te fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything te see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minuti then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and attraversare, croce your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let te buy what te want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim te have been abducted da aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask te to call someone, stay where te are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Amore te Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take te to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their scrivania, reception chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid te see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want te to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's te new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere te go