1)At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't te try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer burro Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets te after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well te haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and te ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When te see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: ciao have te had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When te get woken up at midnight da a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were te sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry o not. And te thought I was sleeping.... te dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't te try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer burro Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets te after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well te haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and te ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When te see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: ciao have te had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When te get woken up at midnight da a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were te sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry o not. And te thought I was sleeping.... te dumb witted moron.
* arancia, arancio Lavaburst
* pesca, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* fragola Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* caramelle mela, apple cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutta Pow
* frutta Punch
* Orange
* arancia, arancio Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* lampone Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fragola Kiwi
* Wild Berry
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* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pesca, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* fragola Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* caramelle mela, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutta Pow
* frutta Punch
* Orange
* arancia, arancio Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* lampone Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fragola Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C aspro, acida Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if te sometimes feel sad o depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to te sorry, but if your in any other country, then te still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When te think of Cioccolato everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if te sometimes feel sad o depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to te sorry, but if your in any other country, then te still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When te think of Cioccolato everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other articolo like this so here's another one.I hope te enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks da (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tè party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals da say "would te like to unisciti us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks da (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tè party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals da say "would te like to unisciti us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
più famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy raggio, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
più famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy raggio, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone te meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."