DO te wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............
Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then te might not wanna read this but if te do and it affends te then leave a commento and i can tell te in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned te so..................
TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!
1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)
2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself
3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.
4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob detto she hated eating in lupo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like te why do u think he dumped te for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!!
6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!!
7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!!
8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!!
9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)
AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!!
Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then te might not wanna read this but if te do and it affends te then leave a commento and i can tell te in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned te so..................
TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!
1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)
2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself
3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.
4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob detto she hated eating in lupo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like te why do u think he dumped te for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!!
6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!!
7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!!
8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!!
9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)
AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!!
Oh, te better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of zucca pie.
Too bad te finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, te needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
te ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows te are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, te better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
In the weekend’s least shocking development, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry locked lips. Crazy, right?! (And da crazy, I mean not crazy at all.)
Cyrus was Canto the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. concerto when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised da her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry postato an after-shot of the baciare on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore te @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
Cyrus was Canto the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. concerto when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised da her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry postato an after-shot of the baciare on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore te @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.