When te are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"
When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.
When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When te are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When te are dating..... te enjoyed foreplay.
When te are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will te leave me alone???"
When te are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks da te for no reason.
When te are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When te are dating..... te picture the two of te together, growing old together.
When te are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When te are dating..... Just looking at him makes te feel all "mushy."
When te are married ....When te look at him, te want to claw his eyes out.
When te are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When te are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When te are dating..... He understands if te "Aren't in the mood."
When te are married ....He says "It's your job."
When te are dating..... He understands that te have "male" friends.
When te are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal te away.
When te are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When te are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When te are dating..... He calls te da name.
When te are married ....He calls te "Hey" and refers to te when speaking to others as "She."
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"
When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.
When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When te are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When te are dating..... te enjoyed foreplay.
When te are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will te leave me alone???"
When te are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks da te for no reason.
When te are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When te are dating..... te picture the two of te together, growing old together.
When te are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When te are dating..... Just looking at him makes te feel all "mushy."
When te are married ....When te look at him, te want to claw his eyes out.
When te are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When te are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When te are dating..... He understands if te "Aren't in the mood."
When te are married ....He says "It's your job."
When te are dating..... He understands that te have "male" friends.
When te are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal te away.
When te are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When te are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When te are dating..... He calls te da name.
When te are married ....He calls te "Hey" and refers to te when speaking to others as "She."