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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Amore flirts.
3. A guy can like te for a minute, and then forget te afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are te doing something?" o "Have te eaten already?" are the first usual domande a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when te talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell te many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell te many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When te touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what te are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" o makes any excuses when you're asking him to do te a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like te and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. te have to tell a guy what te really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys Amore their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get te a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. te can never understand him unless te listen to him.
29. If a guy tells te he loves te once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before te believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with te may end up being admired da your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells te about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. te don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes te is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep te off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys Amore girls with brains più than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years o more.
51. te have to tell a guy what te really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Amore and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot più than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigri in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks te to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut o silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as Amore at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch, punzone harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys Amore girls who can cook o bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has più problems than te can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do più repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are più talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Amore them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked o pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all da his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of te o he's criticizing you.
87. When te catch him cheating on te and he asks for a secondo chance, give it to him. But when te catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets te go, he really loves you.
89. If te have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at te and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves te più than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libri that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. te can tell if a guy is really hurt o in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks te for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters te and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. te can truly say that a guy has good intentions if te see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for consigli not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys Amore te più than te Amore them if they are serious in your relationships.
1. Always have kindness with you. If te have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Friends have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who te are o what they think te are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights o bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Friends are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This fiore should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
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1.    Run to the superiore, in alto of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a cammello in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do te have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause te to spit and ask te not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. te fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. te blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All giorno long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These Citazioni are Citazioni with differnt meanings of furetto o just the animal.
“If a furetto bites te it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the visualizzazioni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, te can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furetto it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furetto it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow te own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostra him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got home to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If te feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can te feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me Amore you
everyday
So long te let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? te can always find a reason to smile, believe it o not. te can say that your life is the worst, te can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet te anything, that if te let yourself search, te can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, te can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but te don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN Amore WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I Amore you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i Amore bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way te are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl te need to shave

and when te smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their domande with questions

Ask if te they can put Cibo color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commento about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free data with one of the staff if te make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys o emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and te don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do te use these emotions o others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) baciare
-See più emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. o be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Cibo that can make te sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda o crush
4) gety near load stuff o equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms strada, via orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make te hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what te did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
superiore, in alto 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time te wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say te don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite o scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a coltello of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, te don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a basso Pro negozio o anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift negozio and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a lista of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If te enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. te must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes te mad o doesnt agree with your point of view te just segnala them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes te mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont segnala thm. Because we are a big family and we dont segnala o block family we care and mostra Amore for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to segnala someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Amore all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.

ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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