• Stand on superiore, in alto of the high board and say te won't come down until your demands are met.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because te have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend te can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the superiore, in alto of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had anguria before I came here.''
• Insist that te saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people te saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when te are on superiore, in alto of the high dive and then act as though te were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on superiore, in alto of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo da yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because te have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend te can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the superiore, in alto of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had anguria before I came here.''
• Insist that te saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people te saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when te are on superiore, in alto of the high dive and then act as though te were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on superiore, in alto of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo da yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
i think
that pecora, pecore are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutta
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a pecora, pecore should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Amore clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musica business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musica business
and
pecora, pecore should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commento AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commento
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that pecora, pecore are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutta
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a pecora, pecore should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Amore clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musica business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musica business
and
pecora, pecore should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commento AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commento
YA GET ME???!!!
:)