User: I didn't know te could play Twister all da yourself.
Cleverbot: I didn't know te could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: te spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that te can see that te di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese tè port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and acero syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could te bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But te can't think.
Cleverbot: I didn't know te could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: te spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that te can see that te di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese tè port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and acero syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could te bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But te can't think.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a random person te Amore them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS coltello AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.