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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that te talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the superiore, in alto of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when te laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your camicia on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station te don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking te and chase it around the house...

41.When te doccia o bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to boccaglio, presa d'aria in your pesce tank..

hyunakada33, deathding and 50 others like this

Seastar4374 LOLZ!!!!!!

kaylabarker12 no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny

shadowsgirl252 I am going to try Number 12! LOL

Blitz_Utonium I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!

emmett LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.

emmett number 29 is lol

darkmintoutau These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol

faizul1971 ^_^

TDItwin hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny 43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

Abilei This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao

alice1fan so funny

KatiiCullen94 HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! BRILANT!!

spence0891 43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?

3nala I wanna try #24 with Twilight

amelialovesjb omg

amelialovesjb that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life

Friendly_Girl LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!

alikamil123 That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.

xoPixie-Popxo lolz im a retard......

Chaann94 May I add a 44, please? :) 44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing. It worked for me! ^^

amelialovesjb man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2

larouxbestfan Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys Amore and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrare affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Gatti have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking te as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelliccia after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Everything in life happenes for a reason. Be strong. Never give up. And keep smiling.

posted by nikki5516

"Sometimes te wanna give up cause te dont think that te can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, sposta on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside te hurts, te just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when te think te had all te can take, just stick up your head and know that te will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...

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NikPiks - Amélie is a Modern Masterpiece

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In-Indie - Indivisible: Incredible Disappointment

posted by windwakerguy430

te all know me. I Amore me some Skullgirls. I Amore me some 2nd and 3rd Encore. I Amore those animations and combos and characters, and I was always happy to see what Lab Zero would do next. And low and behold, after another fundraiser, we get news of another indie game da them, another visually impressive game known as Indivisible. Everything got me excited. The character design, the music, the intro that was animated da Titmouse and Studio Trigger. The entire game looked beautiful and got me excited. I waited for a full anno for the game to get ready, and I paid the full forty dollar price...

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5 più Countries I'd Like To Visit

posted by zanhar1

In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 più breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my superiore, in alto 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is home to a bioluminescent spiaggia (a spiaggia that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...

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5 reasons why I Amore Nu-13 from BlazBlue

posted by SwordofIzanami

I kinda wanted to write this articolo just to get this topic off of my chest. If te guys haven’t know already, which te should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I Amore just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I Amore Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design

I Amore both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I Amore how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, te may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? te probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. te can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

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My superiore, in alto 20 Most Attractive celebritàs of All Time

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

This articolo will rank the celebritàs I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)

Female:

10. Bae Suzy

One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.

9. Gracie Gold

The Olympic oro medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.

8. Elizabeth Taylor

Those eyelashes, those viola eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.

7. Audrey Hepburn

My preferito classic...

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Villains Are Still Rad; Why I Tend To Like Villains

posted by zanhar1

So a while back I made two articoli about my preferito villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an articolo like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated lista of my superiore, in alto 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed o simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

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Deathding's superiore, in alto Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers te in any way, please contemplate Leggere something else. Thank you.)

Alright before te whine like an immature five-year old troll without their latte bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE te have an opinion, you'll get destroyed da the hater army!

WELL te KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

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random Song Reviews-Darling I'm a Mess- Sabrina Carpenter, Eyes Wide Open

posted by QueenofthePika

This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!

Hearing titolo for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean te up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid o have amnesia, te are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...

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The superiore, in alto TEN Catchiest Songs Ever Made.

posted by deathding

(No links in this lista because not only does it screw with my auto-correct, but I am pretty sure nobody is lazy enough to look these songs up themselves. Sorry.)

Alright fine, I admit it. I was tired of me starting new articoli and never finishing them, so I sort of rushed the superiore, in alto 5 Catchiest songs ever made. I mean heck, it's only a superiore, in alto 5!

And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. te will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!...

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My superiore, in alto 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made.

posted by deathding

This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that giorno sucked. ^__^

This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^

Songs. Freaking.... Songs. Seriously, these things are like drugs. Listen to certain outstanding ones and you'll be hooked for days! Months! Years! DECADES! MILLENNIUMS!

Seriously though, some of these songs are also very nostalgic to me, and I used to hear some when I was just a little kid.

And it's ABOUT DAMN TIME I took time to appreciate those songs that never left my head when I was a child, and even to this day, I hum these songs around twice a day.

Whether they're from video games, actual artists, o even just songs with no lyrics, like Pianoforte covers, EVERYTHING counts, as long as it's...

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Villians Are Still Cool: My superiore, in alto 10 Male Villians

posted by zanhar1

da request; the male version of my superiore, in alto villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also Amore me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued da the Joker. He's like the...