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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

farfalle taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard da the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases più energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders più than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animali that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 o older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for te to lick your elbow.

The Main biblioteca at Indiana università sinks over an inch every anno because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the libri that would occupy the building.

A lumaca can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented da a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A coccodrillo cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone te know.
They will get a kick out of it !!
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- te name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there preferito dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with la minestra, zuppa and prank him.
8. baciare her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up da me. ^ ^
I decided to create a lista of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", da Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", da Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", da Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", da ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", da Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", da Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", da Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", da Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", da Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", da Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", da The Runaways
12. "Mother, da Danzig
13. "Voodoo", da Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", da Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", da Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", da Autograph
17. "I Amore te Period", da Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", da Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", da Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", da Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, te need it down. te don't hear us
complaining about te leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what te want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable risposte to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked da a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Natale giorno 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are più bacteria in the ice machines at fast Cibo restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are più than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a data o something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up da dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If te have a dog o cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When te spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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