The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popolare guy.
One giorno God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here o I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are te going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popolare guy.
One giorno God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here o I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are te going to get a lawyer?"
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts o commenti on a computer.
Then I saw it. It detto I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If te would like your account saved I highly recommend te keep it logged on somewhere. If te can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts o commenti on a computer.
Then I saw it. It detto I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If te would like your account saved I highly recommend te keep it logged on somewhere. If te can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
